today i get many phone call for dial-a-hero.
many many phone call. tadashi-san keep calling and saying that he going to jump from roof because he get fired for photocopying butt. i try to help him. i help him 47 time.
I know sometime i make trouble …
…but who photocopy bum 47 time in 47 different way? tadashi-san very strange. i think maybe he have serious problem. need to get psychological help for problem with exhibitionism.
ando-kun say tadashi-san’s butt very famous in company. a picture of photocopy went around company email several month ago.
if tadashi-san knew he butt of many office joke, he jump for sure. anyhow, today i learn that some people destined to photocopy butt no matter what do. i almost lose patience and tell tadashi-san to jump already. he do many people big favor.
one time, i go to his office at 11:00 am for 16th time and say, “yes…i know. i supposed to talk to kimiko-chan. you tell me that 15 time already. i will as soon as i stop tadashi-san from jumping off roof because he get caught photocopying butt.”
ando-kun look very shocked and say, “what you mean you time-travel 15 time already? and you doing it to stop tadashi-san for copying butt? tadashi-san is big pervert. you risk life for big pervert? i say let him jump.”
then, ando-kun try to stop me from going to roof after tadashi-san call me again. you know, giving time-traveler hard time is very bad idea. they can create much trouble. i stop time and then dump slushie from convience store on ando-kun’s head. it stain his shirt a pretty shade of pink. i thought it was very funny.
“what the hell, hiro? what you do that for?” he shout after me as i run away.
i hope that tadashi-san would not jump again. that way, ando-kun would be mad at me and not talk to me all day. more importantly, he stop lecturing me about having talk with kimiko-chan. unfortunately, tadashi-san jump and i have to go back in time again. i have to go back in time 31 more time!
now i have bad headache. i think i broke brain after dealing with troublesome tadashi-san.
Perhaps it's best to let Tadashi-san fall to his death?
What a misuse of paper. I am appalled.