I don’t like hospitals. You know, people keep bringing me to them and then I have to deal with the doctors going all “woah! you’re like supposed to be dead or something,”. It’s a total pain to deal with and my dad end up sending the Hatian to wipe them all and I’m totally against stuff like that. It’s really not cool.
But when Uncle Super Cute Peter fell off of that Pinehearst building we didn’t have much of a choice. By “we” I mean that electric bimbo who totally wants to be me or something.
She went “Hey Peter! Want me to shock you? It’ll be superfun!” And she does her thing to him and it was really really nasty.
“Stop it you idiot!” I said, giving her a knock on the head.
“Ow! Oh, hey Peter, why aren’t you healing?”
“Why do you think dummy? His powers are gone!”
“How was I supposed to know that?”
“Because he’s not healing!”
And then Pter started moaning going “I wanna die! My boo boos! Daddy was mean to me! Such is Peter!” Jeez. I love him, but he is such a baby sometimes. And there’s not much you can do when he gets on a roll like that.
Elle shocked him again and he went to sleep.
“Ok, that was kinda cool,” I told her. So while he took a nap, Pikachu and I tried to figure out what to do. When she got hurt her daddy always gave her a band-aid and told her to suck it up. And well… I don’t get hurt. But then I remembered that before I turned into Miss Miracle Grow, as my gay best friend used to call me (I really need another one of those) Dad used to cart me to the hospital everytime I got a runny nose. So that’s where we decided to take Peter. We figured since he didn’t have his powers there wouldn’t be problems.
So Elle gave Peter another shock to wake him up and another just because she’s a freak like that and I called bio dad to play cargo jet for us. I think Elle was feeling a little weird around Bio-dad for some reason or something and she totally ditched us. “I’m totally not considering you for my new BFF anymore! I don’t care if you can Uncle SuperCute Peter shut up!” I yelled after her.
So we flew to the nearest hospital. It was totally weird, so I’m not going into that ride here…
“Name?” The nurse woman asked.
“Dark Hero of Sorrow,”
“His name is Super Cute Peter Petrelli,” I said.
“Yeah, look at his hair! It’s growing out again!” Bio-dad said.
“I know, right? He’s not doing that gel crap to it anymore,” I gave his hair a little ruffle.
The nurse woman looked at us kind of strangly. She was totally gellin, I could tell.
“Alright… What seems to be the problem?”
“He fell off of-”
“The monkey bars,” Bio-dad finished. “He thinks he can fly,” He said, giving the nurse woman a little wink.
“Ew,” I said. “Just fix him okay? And don’t touch his hair,”
So Nurse woman took a sobbing Peter to a room followed closely by Bio-dad and It got me to thinking how close they are. It’s a beautiful thing really. I wish I had a little brother to smother like that.
As I was walking down the hall after Peter, I heard a little cry. “Claire!” The little voice said. It was coming from one of the rooms. I peeked in and saw a little boy covered in bandages.
“Claire! You came to visit me! I’m so happy! The doctors said I would be alright! I can come home soon, Claire! Or something?” I gave him a pitying smile. Poor kid.
As I continued walking, I remembered! I do have a little brother! Lafoo! I wondered where he was right now. Did Mom ever take care of him after Elle fried him?
Huh. I pondered for a moment.
Oh! They’re taking Peter’s shirt off! Gotta run!
I thought taking care of my little Petey was difficult when he had powers, I can only imagine how tough its going to be now.
Well now he can’t like fly away or go invisable or something, so that might make it easier. But the not indestructable thing sucks. It’s super fun.
Just tell me where the hospital is and I can be over there ready to Haitian everyone within minutes.