Final Challenge: Murder

“That sound in your heart,” Bizarro Sylar said, “what is it?”

“Murder lol,” I replied smartly! Lol! I’m the master of one liners! Even better than Arnold! “GET TO ZA CHOPPA!” has nothin’ on my sexy lines lol!

But I’m rambling! We’re at the final challenge now, between you two sexy men! One of you will soon own my heart, and, as an added bonus, will get to survive hehe! I’m JK…well, as long as I’m well fed at the end of the competition anyways.

So, guys, this last challenge also involves your prize! No, not sex with me, silly, you get that for free! No, your added bonus prize of getting a power installed by me!

You guys need to find someone who has like, a power, be it celeb or a totally made up person (becuz, uh, we know that everyone who isn’t a celeb is definitely made up)! Once you know what power you want and who you’re going to get it from, you ‘n me will go out ‘n murder them in cold blood! It’ll be a gigglesome time!

Anyways, you’ll get to murder them, to prove you’re my soulmate and able to take the lives of insignificant peeps! Even though, like, I’m pretty sure you’re both already able to lol, one of you being my evil paper-peddling nemesis, and the other an insane FBI agent who thinks she’s my nemesis even though she’s only been involved in like, 3 episodes…of my life.

So go! Murder a special peep with me! But make sure not to destroy the brain, cause I’ll need it later to give the power to the winner of Sylar’s Bachelor. Good luck you two!