Hey guys! Me ‘n Murdock just got back from a drug bust! Er wait, why is the sun down? It was like, morning time when we left! Hmmm. Those brains must have been laced with something lol.
Anyways, it’s the sad part of the week again, the part where I have to say bye bye to one of you sexy peeps. And this week is especially hard! I’ve spent time with this person! They’re not just some random brain! They made me feel almost…human. Lol, I’m just kiddin’, I’d brutally murder this person (again) the first chance I got!
Well, if you haven’t picked it up from the hints, I’m sad to say my ex-flame, Maya has been eliminated from the competition!
Now, now, don’t cry Maya! You’ll kill us all! Here, have one last kiss from me. Oh, and some tacos! That’ll cheer you up!
Now, don’t be jealous other peeps! I did that just to save our lives! If anyone’s going to be killing you, it’s going to be me! So, peeps who are left, read below for your next challenge.
Is it me or does Maya have man hands there?
Ah, Maya. Sorry to see you go–you were hot and your tears didn’t kill me.
Aw, I hate to see you go. But maybe you can convince Sylar to hire you to clean his mansion. Then you can stick around and charm us with your depressing presence.