Hey all you stupid robots following along in reality-TV land, check out who just showed up at the Sylar’s Bachelor mansion. I know, I know, you’re all wondering what I’m doing here. After all, I am dating the sweetest little Autobot this side of the solar system, and things are still smoking hot between us, so don’t worry. Elle and I have an open relationship, which is cool even if she does sometimes find guys even dorkier than me.
Now I don’t watch reality TV; Sci-Fi is mor
e my speed. The other day I was watching this show called Doctor Who, which is cool because it is all about aliens and robots and stuff, and there’s this character on the show called Captain Jack Harkness. Guys love him, girls love him, and even blue-bug-alien chicks dig his style. I wanna find a hot blue-bug-alien chick for myself!
e my speed. The other day I was watching this show called Doctor Who, which is cool because it is all about aliens and robots and stuff, and there’s this character on the show called Captain Jack Harkness. Guys love him, girls love him, and even blue-bug-alien chicks dig his style. I wanna find a hot blue-bug-alien chick for myself!But even though I’m this amazing alien god among the stupid robot sheep of this world, my social skills need polishing. If I want to charm sexy aliens, I need to get out of my comfort zone. I joined Sylar’s Bachelor because I think that if I can get a human man to fall for me, then I can catch the eyes of sentient creatures of any species or gender. Plus, he’s got an oddly alien quality to him already…
Anyway, I’m going to jump in the hot tub. I mean, aren’t you supposed to start every reality show with a hot tub party?
OMG. So if we get really bored of the rest of the competition we can totally make out in the hot tub.
Oh yeah, sweet stuff. Slip on that bikini you wore in Hawaii.
Oooo, I can’t wait to see you in speedos.
can we fill the hot tub with blood?
You look like a young Spock.
See here, punk, I’ve seen the files on you. Where I come from hanging around outside someone’s bedroom in the middle of the night is called stalking. I aughta run you in right now.
I would love to take a dip in the hot tub. Is there a chance of getting malaria like in the amazon?
West is not too impressive…He is a small imitation of me. I’m far sexier.
Hot tub sounds grand.
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