Immunity: We Are The Champions

OMG guys! So, now that we’re down to ten I’ll begin individually judging your posts and then announce immunity!

Sexy Girl-lover Audrey, your challenges have always been performed hotly, and your girl-loving to show me that gay is okay with you makes me smile! This week, your homage (I know, I’m surprised I know that word too) to Jem, my favoritest show from my childhood was great! Showtime, Synergy! The singing was a bit long, that’s the only complaint I have!

Soon to Make Me a Pedophile Molly, your picture of Carrie Underwood, clock woman scares and arouses me. As does your obsession with your lookalike! Though the encounter with the makeout in the limo must have been hot, your Sylar Little Star song didn’t rhyme 🙁

Ah, Creates a Burning in My Loins Congressman Nathan Petrelli. Always a strong performer, and his singing performance proves it! Any challenge that involves McLovin and Thunderballs is a great one in my book! No original song from you, but the one you did chose was a great one! You are a survivor, Nathan! Not many people survive blowing up, getting shot, and turning into a gold statue!

Courter of Bizarro Me, Elle! What can I say, you found bizarro me! Identical, manly, kind, not a brain-eating serial killer! So basically, you found all the worst qualities in me! Luckily for you, I can’t sing, so that means you found a totally great singer! Another non-original song, but a good choice for the one you used!

Katrina Survivor, Cookie Maker Monica, interesting challenge! The Pussycat Dolls were a good band to have! I only ate one of their brains! But you “Yada yada-ed” the whole like, performance! And you could use some more interesting titles to your entries, like, too.

Robotic Alien WestDominate you did! While I don’t know if I like you taking on the cutest corporation in the word, your band was totally hot, and High School Musical was prolly the best creation in the world! And your performance! While not original, it was so seducing and homoerotic! Oh, and the brain? A cherry on top of the sunday!

Ah, Mr. Glasses, my on again, off again BFF. Another strong post! Your band was great! Carlton is so cute! And your song writing was prolly the best of the evening. Great lyrics!

Sexy Man Who Sees Two Dimensionally, Cyclops, I totally loved your outfit! And you seeing me as the woman that I wish I was totally warms my heart! And your song was great! I think it was original, as it was quite interesting! But Sanjaya? I’ve had enough of hearing about him! Which is why I brutally murdered him backstage after the show lol.

My Soon To Be Supervillain Ally Adam Monroe, a strong post from you! An aria, though? That hurt my tender top-40 ears! Your ongoing battle with my crazy servant makes me giggle madly, and your ending song about rocks in your shoe was classic!

My Insane Ex Who Tried to Ruin My Life By Turning Me Straight, Maya. Your band of dwarves was very cute! Their brains would be perfect for someone on a diet, like me! Also, murdering of a cute girl who could outdo my sexiness is also a plus! Your song, while not original, was entertaining to see! A Mexican working! Imagine that!

And now, the winner of immunity! It was a tough decision, but this week, Flyboy West is immune from elimination! Take this brainrose token of immunity! Though your attack on the company that makes children’s dreams come true, I realized something. My dreams never came true! I’m glad to see you’re working to like, crush the dreams of the kiddies! And your seductory performance was top notch! You’re one hot alien 😉 Why do I have these things for aliens?!

Anyways, start sending your votes my way! I need them by like, midnight on Monday!