Elle Bishop: Challenge #1

So, it’s first challenge day. What does that mean? I get to meet up with sexy Sylar again and wonder what went wrong between our friendship. Of course, I’ve got to knock the other borads, kindergartners, boyfriends, ex boyfriends, scary vampire ladies, men in spandex and all of that out of the competition.

I grew up in front of the TV. It was my nanny, my babysitter while Daddy decided to play Fort Knox and turn paper clips to gold and think he could pick up chicks that way.

I know that these guys have nothing on me because I learned all my valuable life lessons from shows like Melrose Place! The less clothes the better, and if you’ve got a talent, do it with something skanky on.

So I come out to great Sylar wearing a rather comfy pleather and vinyl number complete with a riding crop and my good friend, Ralph. He has the ability to make hair grow. I guess it’s a pretty gross ability but at the same time, Sylar might like it.

So I mention I’ll be preforming a musical number and offer off Ralph as a a gift, I know Sylar loves brains and why not off Ralph? He’s creepy and keeps trying to feel me up.

I look to the little kid and tell her to close her eyes. Why the heck is she here anyway? Isn’t it past her bedtime? Besides I highly doubt Sylar’s gonna pass out graham crackers and milk.

I prepare myself to do a scene from a musical, complete with outfit changes and of course, whips and riding crops! Ha, Vampire girl, you’ve got nothing on me, you freak!

I’m addicted to youtube, so I got West to record my dance routine. You can totally watch it here!
Of course unless you’re a little kid, then you should be in bed or eating milk and cookies.

After that, West nearly fainted. See? I have that effect on people! Though I didn’t know I don’t have to use my powers to get a reaction like that.

So, when I was all done. I shoved Ralph in the direction of Sylar and gave my best grin and batted my eyelashes.

Competition? What competition?