Elimination: Dud in the Sack!

Well, it’s that sad time of the week again where I have to say goodbye to one of you sexy beasts! You all seduced some hot peeps, enough to make me jealous! The best I could ever do was Richard Simmons, but you guys almost got as hot a guy as me! He broke it off with me, and I cry myself to sleep every night, but at least he left me this pic and note!

But now, one of you needs to leave my mansion, forever! So who is it? Well, it’s the one who has the power to be a cartoon, I think. Son Pan you’ve Dragonballed your last Z at my mansion! BTW, what the heck is a Dragonball? I call them dragonicles! Or was it testigons? I don’t remember lol! Either works!

Like, it’s totally sad, I didn’t actually eat her brain, so I didn’t get her power to be a cartoon…What’s wrong with me? Am I going all nice or something, not killing this elimated peeps? OMG I know why! Who wants the power to be a cartoon?! I’m not Jessica Rabbit! But wait…I COULD have been. Come back Son Pan! Come back with your juicy brain!

I missed my chance, but anyways, read below for your next challenge!

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