Oh crud. Another challenge and I got distracted staring at Nathan Petrelli in a speedo. UGH. Damn him and his tight bum. West and I have debated boucing quarters off of i- Oh. OH YES THE CHALLENGE.
A boy band? Okay. I don’t have the best luck with guys, they tend to only see me for one thing…or they cower and hide.
So I wanted to be a little more original. I wanted to have some pizazz. I figured…Donny and Marie….no, no, better than that…SONNY AND CHER. I knew that would appeal to Sylar too! I mean, it’s not exactly a boyband, its more…boygirl band that’s actually a duet.
I needed a partner, someone who would appeal to Sylar, someone that would catch his eye.
THEN I SAW IT, Late night television…I was watching SoNotorious and caught sight of a beautiful man but the name of ZACHARY QUINTO, and he was totally making out with another guy. PERFECTION.
…and oddly enough, reminded me of sexy Sylar!
Using my super stalker skills, I managed to find his apartment. I knocked and figured I’d offer him girl scout cookies and if that didn’t work, I’d just bag and tag his booty!
“Kristen! What are you doing here? Why is it time for our weekly venti chai mocha vegan lattes with extra foam and sprinkles already?”
Kristen?! Who the heck is Kristen?! Whatever. He was treating me like a friend, so I nodded.
“I just missed you, you big silly sil!”
He wrapped me in a bear hug and I nearly got lost in a tuft of chesthair that peeked from his V neck but pulled away.
“I have like, the funnest idea EVER.”
“Really? Do spill.”
“You and me, singing I’ve Got You Babe.”
“We do that regularly.”
“No I mean like…uh…erm…FOR CHARITY.”
He gasped. “The brilliance!”
Okay that was way too easy, but mister eyebrows and I were on our way back to the mansion.
“What’s the charity BFF?”
“Oh uh, the children’s brain foundation.”
“Zomg, that is sooooo touching,” Zachary said, bringing a hand to his heart.
Okay this Zachary? Way hot, I had to refrain from making a comment about where I’D like to touch HIM.
Arriving at the mansion, I donned a black wig and stole some of Zachary’s eyebrow hair to make him a makeshift mustache…it didn’t work so well, he just ended up stubbly. OH WELL.
“Lights!” I yelled and the lights dimmed and then slowly faded in as we began to sing in perfect freakin’ harmony!
ME: They say we’re young and we don’t know
We won’t find out until we grow
ZACHARY: Well I don’t know if all that’s true
‘Cause you got me, and baby I got you
ZACHARY: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe
I got you babe
ME: They say our love won’t pay the rent
Before it’s earned, our money’s all been spent
ZACHARY: I guess that’s so, we don’t have a pot
But at least I’m sure of all the things we got
ZACHARY: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe
I got you babe
ZACHARY: I got flowers in the spring
I got you to wear my ring
ME: And when I’m sad, you’re a clown
And if I get scared, you’re always around
ME: Don’t let them say your hair’s too long
‘Cause I don’t care, with you I can’t go wrong
ZACHARY: Then put your little hand in mine
There ain’t no hill or mountain we can’t climb
ZACHARY: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe
I got you babe
ZACHARY: I got you to hold my hand
ME: I got you to understand
ZACHARY: I got you to walk with me
ME: I got you to talk with me
I got you to kiss goodnight
I got you to hold me tight
I got you, I won’t let go
I got you to love me so
BOTH: I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I gave a big ol’ sigh of relief at the end and bowed, giving a wink in the direction of Nathan…who looks surprisingly sexy in drag!
Zachary was a little caught up staring at Sylar, mumbling something about looking into an attractive mirror. I rolled my eyes, some people are so vain! Then I caught sight of myself in a mirror…
I look hot with dark hair!
Zach and Sylar…Now there’s a sandwich for you. You weren’t so bad yourself. You were looking hot up there babe. I almost forgot that you’re my competition.
Ahhh! Did Mohindy clone me? If so, I’d totally make out with me clone. Or is that Future Sylar, back from the grave for the third time. If so, I’d totally make out with him and then kill him afterwards. Or is that some weird guy named Zachary Quinto? If so, I’d definitely make out with him, interview him about his super sexy role on Heroes, and then kill him.
A duet, eh? Was it a good idea to cher the limelight? Looks like Sylar may choose Zachary over you.
I was Sonny’s bodyguard once when he was a congressman.
I tell you, take one day off so he can go skiing and look what happens.
You are really vain.
And I’m still hotter!