Well Lina’s gone, Sigh. Oh well At least I get to date a hot celeb! Well I was thining Maybe I should ask out Bra, She’s pretty famous for her getting always caught topless and embarrassing Vegeta.
Stupid repressed Vegeta kids,and worse I was screamed at by my Goten. Okay that was a bust. So the producers had to scrounge up some celebs for me. Well when i say celebs I use the term loosely.
Wonderman “Superhero “That makes bad direct to DVD movies. “Hey babe.” You ready for fun time with a famous man?”
“Famous is not the word I’d use” I respond.
“What word would you use sweetie?” he smirks.
“Obscure.” I point behind him. “There’s a giant purple hand going for your head. ”
So after he turns and shrieks like a girl he runs around the room I meet the other famous guy.
YAAA! That creepy Burger King!
Well I might as well make the best of it the only good thing about all my lothes being destroyed is that I get to buy new ones!
So the first date was with Wonder Man, and he took us to some theatre that showed a marathon of his movies. We were the only ones there well besides his mom. His Movies were sooo bad; I mean I’ve seen better 12th grade plays. And Wondy’s mom kept screaming “Kiss her! I want grand babies Simon! Make your move! Hold her hand!”
Half way through I fell a sleep because, did I mention these movies are bad? So I wake up with a stiff neck and drool going down my face and Simon grinning. “What’d you think?”
All I could say was gabla rnvkm.” I was still too sleepy to say anything even close to language. Next was the date with the burger King. And guess where then Burger King Restaurant. Yes this is where I wanted to eat, the same place where I go to lunch after class when I have only three dollars.
The Burger King kept jumping out of no where and giving me burgers.
This went on until Wonderman showed up. ” That’s my date loser!” They had a girlie slap fight; one of them tripped and fell on some mustard and ketchup packets. Sqirting all over me. Ugh! That’s it! I am so leaving!
I teleport back to the mansion. After taking a shower, I dry off and then I see something moving in the steam, a sausage biscuit is shoved into my face I do what I always do when I I’m startled I blast it. Opps I killed the Burger King Oh well no one will miss him.
Wonderman runs in is there privacy here? “Does this mean I won baby?”
“You won this.” I punch him through the wall. So now he’s crying outside screaming my name. Anybody have ear plugs?
you win this thing and then come and enjoy my new spoils
Well I don’t even know what to say to that…Good Dumping…
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I’ve seen the files on Burger King and I know he’s an evil and souless subhuman automoton. You’ve done your country proud by taking him down.
Er, America is your counrty, right?
You can’t kill The King. He’s indestructible.