That’s right…while you were all enjoying yourselves, singing holiday tunes and drinking eggnogg, I was stuck here in this cheerless box. Wallowing in a Christmas of darkness and solitude. Well, you know what? I didn’t want to go to your stupid party anyway.
Even though, according to that kid ol’ whats-his-face, EVERYONE was there…including the younger Parkman and his Indian wife, and Elle and her evil dad, and Claire, and even suicidal Peter! Not to mention Sylar, who was apparently responsible for Lester being sent home with brain damage…I miss all the fun. Plus there were muffins, and there NEVER were muffins at the other Christmas parties. I didn’t even get any presents this year, because there’s no chimney in my coffin for Santa to come down in.
Well, you want to know what I did? I’m going to tell you. I lay in the dark and sang Christmas carols to myself. And when Hiro came on one of my bathroom breaks, I tried asking for a short reprieve, but he wouldn’t give it to me, the Scrooge…he wouldn’t even give me a little tree, and I asked nicely. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed yourselves while I was still trapped in my underground prison. I knew it was a mistake to send Lester to speak for me, but did no one even think to look for me? I hate you, I hate all of you. Merry Christmas.
I’ll come ‘n deliver you brains for X-mas if you let me make out with you for a lil!
– Santa Sylar
Don’t feel badly Adam,I had to spend Christmas with my 3 children. Wait,no,2 children and Peter. It is so difficult these days not to see Petey as my third child.
Santa Sylar- Well, I don’t know if…okay. Bring something alcoholic and it’s a deal.
Heidi- I think I know what you mean. He’s so easy to manipulate!
OMG! It was so much fun! You should have been there! ^_^