OMG GUYS. Life is SO good right now. Seriously. Seriously!!!!!! Okay so, let me start at the beginning…or the end? So Nathan Petrelli just became human swiss cheese by taking a few to the chest, meaning my first REAL boyfriend plans were up in smoke. We weren’t officially dating or anything, we just played Candyland and other sorts of board games…and then did things on…nevermind. He taught me many valuable lessons about myself, I’ll leave it there. This was after I went after my old BFF Sylar to impress my Daddy of course. Daddy, however was not at all impressed. Even after Mohinder posted the video of me going after Sylar on youtube and labeled it ELLE BEING HEROIC, I was still sent to my room without pudding and was really mad about it.
THIS IS WHERE IT GETS GOOD. Okay so, I was checking my blog and well, being nosey/spying on the cheerleader when I found out WEST LIKES ME. So I was like, fly in boyfriend? HOW NICE IS THAT?! So I let him know I was thinking about him and soon enough there’s a tap tap on my window and WEST. We made out for two hours. It was so nice…*sigh* He got over the electrocution thing pretty quickly. I think he may kind of like it…Plus, I’m learning self control because you know…no self control isn’t very heroic, is it?
So, not only can my new boyfriend fly. But he’s so…plotty. He has all these plans and great ideas and he lets me use my powers to power up all his little robotic creations. He told me he plans on taking out the Company some day which’ll get him one step closer to world domination. How SEXY is that? He also told me I can finally put my DAD in a time out and punish him for all the terrible things he’s done. See, I’m newly heroic and West? So totally heroic and did I mention MANLY?
Things couldn’t be better for me. West does like to talk about cheerleaders a lot, and do you guys think he has a fetish? He told me he wants to get ready for next Halloween early and suggested I get a cheerleader costume and try it on now and show him. I’m considering it. Anything for my snuggle birdie.
Honey,
You should know by now that West’s fetish is nothing to the treasure trove of Nathans.
You are moving up in the world. At least now you aren’t ‘playing games’ with a married father of 2.
Good for you!
OMG, I’ll dress up like a cheerleader for you! Er wait, that’s what West wanted, wasn’t it? Well I suppose I could do it for him, too! Like, either or!
You know he’s in high school right? Whatever. It’s not like I care.
PS You’re fugly and nobody likes you.
Your Slusho is better than Claire’s. Darn right, it’s better than hers. You could teach her, but you’d have to charge.
And I was thinking, if you don’t like the cheerleader idea you could always dress up as Sailor Jupiter. Anything to get you in a short skirt, babe.
My milkshake’s better.
Um, huh?