I am not as confused as Mama Petrelli

I now feel I can reveal what I have been hiding for weeks,please bear with me.

Mama Petrelli called me to the hospital 2 months ago and said Nathan had been hurt.
I hadn’t seen Nathan for quite awhile,which is odd even for him. I almost flew to his bedside in order to find out what happened. Good or bad,he is still my husband! The one true love of my life and the father of my children.

He seemed so vulnerable amidst all the tubes and sterile instruments about the room. He was in such physical pain with his skin all burned away.
“Honey,I need to talk to you, the truth needs to come out.” Tears shimmered about his eyes. It was so beautiful that I almost cried.
“What happened, why are you here?” I cried out.
“I can fly, that is why you lost your legs!”

What would Ugly Betty do if this happened to her? What would Betty say, I wondered.
“Honey, I can get you help. No matter what has happened, the boys and I love you.” I assure him.
He then launched into the oddest story about DNA,Peter and some guy named Sylar. My brain reeled,yet somehow it made sense.
He and I sobbed for the longest time and I let go of my anger about the loss
of my legs.
“I love you so much Heidi,I hurt you so much and I am going to make up for it.” I hugged him to me and he shooks with sobs.
“We can get through this.”

I went out to get some coffee and also to touch up my Christian Dior Addict(tm)lipcolor.
This is when the disturbing part happened:

“I have something to tell you Heidi.”
As if things were not bad enough, Mama has to get all soap opera on me. I
stayed cool and calm though.
“He told me everything.”
She then went on to tell me that Nathan is mentally ill! As if I didn’t know she and Nathan used that on Peter! Peter of the perfect jawline and limpid dark eyes.
PETER!
I digress,the old bat seemed to think she was really making me buy into this.
Hello,I saw Nathan fly into the air before the car crashed,I regained the use of my legs when Linderman touched me and I know a lie when I see it!

“I think it must be the painpills they are giving him.” I lied.

Then, and I swear to you this is true.
MAMA PETRELLI MADE A PASS AT ME!
They were not good touches or comforting ones. They were ugh,it was just
something I will seek therapy for.
I had to swallow my bile as she ran her hands down my beautiful blue top which sets off my dark hair.

EWWWWWWWWW!
I don’t know about DNA, I think it is hormones that cause the Petrelli’s to act the way they do.
Please pray for Nathan and for out family. I feel closer to my husband than I ever have before.
Yes, you might ask about why I left Nathan. It was because I was creeped out by Mama and that beard. Not HER beard,though hers is scary also *lol*
It was because I found out Peter was alive and I told him. Yet he went along with Mama on the whole ‘Grief tour USA’
How was I supposed to trust Nathan when he is so close to that woman who gave birth to him?
I can’t even think about the fact these Superhero powers might be passed onto Monty and Simon.
I love you Nathan! Come home soon!
Just leave your Mama in a home or something.:P

6 Comments

  1. Sounds like it’s a good thing I kept Claire. She’s got enough problems as it is. You people make my family situation look normal.

  2. I second that daddy. Come to think of it, biograndma did buy me a bunch of new clothes and made me model them for her. EW! The secrets are do dark!

  3. It seems incest runs in the family.

  4. Claire,
    Never stay alone in the same room with her-really.
    Yuck, I had to scrub and scrub until that Chanel number 5 scent came off me that night.

  5. Heidi, WTF. You claim you believed me, but I think not…and you want me to come back, well…I can understand that. I am pretty hot, but to spread vicious rumors about me really isn’t the way to my heart. Everyone knows you have to go throuh my pants for that. As for my Mother, well…that might be true…

    Also, Adam. “It seems incest runs in the family.” Muhaaaa… wait… you’re not talking about my family, right.

  6. No, of course not. Why would I be talking about your family?

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