Sighhhh. Hello all. It is I, Nathan. I guess you noticed the absence of beard. I had to shave it because the school principal thought I was a wino trying to kidnap my boys from school. Shaving off the beard has helped me focus though. I’ve committed myself to making things right. I promised my little Pe…Pe…Peter. (sob)…………………… *takes a moment to compose myself.
Sorry, I promised Petey that I would make things right and I will. I’m more determined
than ever to prove my Mumzie didn’t murder Nakamura. She may have rumpled a few bed sheets with him, that is the Petrelli way, but she didn’t kill him. In order to prove her innocence, I have teamed up with my new BFF. His name is Matt. He reminds me of Petey in some ways. Uhhh… Not that way though… *uncomfortable silence
than ever to prove my Mumzie didn’t murder Nakamura. She may have rumpled a few bed sheets with him, that is the Petrelli way, but she didn’t kill him. In order to prove her innocence, I have teamed up with my new BFF. His name is Matt. He reminds me of Petey in some ways. Uhhh… Not that way though… *uncomfortable silenceWell…Anyway, as an example, Matt was all whiny about finding his Dad. Blah, Blah, Blah, left me when I was Blah, Blah, Blah. I finally just had to take charge, pretty much the same way I did with Pete. You should have seen the look on his face when I knocked on his Dad’s door and told him to take out his gun. (Sigh) Good times. Of course, Matt’s Dad is a total freak show. Of all the nightmares he co
uld have put on me, he chose that one…
uld have put on me, he chose that one…I will have my revenge on that count. Oh yes. I shall have my revenge. I wonder if he has a girlfriend I could steal from him. Now that the beard is gone, the chicks are all over me again.
I’m sure you have no idea what that is like, but it is pretty nice. Of course, my stunning gorgeousness can cause jealousy in boyfriends and spouses—and by gorgeous face I mean this one… ———->
<---- not this one...
I mean really…You should have heard the argument between Matt and his boyfriend Mohinder. It was all very dramatic. I hope Matt does
n’t mention us rolling around on the floor in his Dad’s apartment. I don’t think his boyfriend will believe how innocent the situation was. I’ve been experiencing a feeling…like being stalked or something, and I strongly suspect it is Mohinder. Well I have to go…my life is so exciting right now…I’ll have to fill you in on the rest later.
n’t mention us rolling around on the floor in his Dad’s apartment. I don’t think his boyfriend will believe how innocent the situation was. I’ve been experiencing a feeling…like being stalked or something, and I strongly suspect it is Mohinder. Well I have to go…my life is so exciting right now…I’ll have to fill you in on the rest later.
Stalking? Gee I know nothing about stalking. How…horrible?
…Petrelli? Hm.
OMG you DO look rather nice without the caveman beard going on!
I don’t count chicks as stalkers. It isn’t stalking if you like the chicks pilfering through your underware drawer.
Hey bio-dad! Does this mean you’ve stopped drinking and whining for long enough to answer my phone calls? Any news from Uncle Super Cute Peter? Any leads at all? Huh?
Rolling around the floor with someone named Matt?
Please tell me I don’t have to worry about you being around men and women!
Claire. I’m just going to say this to you straight… You’re uncle cute Pet is…*snif* Dead… Baahhhh, *snif*
Heidi: If you would only come back to me, you would never have to worry about me and any man.
Claire b-don’t listen to him, he is full of high-octane alcohol.
Peter is aive,just ask Elle.
Hey Nathan.
I am glad you get rid of your terrorist beard. It is was so five minutes ago.
Speaking of Pakrman.
I miss Matt, the dyslexical poc. wehre did he og?