Cyber Deadishness

Am I dead? It’s hard to tell. Binary code still runs through my head like images of Tom Cruise after I saw Risky Business. Though it seems I’ve lost my corporal form (that means body!)! Guys no longer whistle suggestively at me when I go somewhere!!! Come to think of it, I haven’t gone anywhere in a long time!

This is bad news indeed!!! Worse than Fox News even! They have won!!! They killed Spoon Fed, AKA Wireless, AKA Hana Gitelman, AKA Dustin Diamond! NoOoOocoOoOOOOO~!

But there is one thing they didn’t count on: my super cool cyber-etherness! I may be dead, my body rotting as you read this, but my mind is still out there! It’s there! And here! And even on eBay!!!! Fragments of my essence are are scattered around the virtual world like Larry Craig’s are scattered around the bathroom world. I cannot be defeated!!! I will not rest!!! I’ll continue to spit in the face of The Man…even if now it’s only figurative spit!!!

I can still IM…and MySpace….and email….and just the other day I bought a new leather outfit on Overstock.com. It’s all about the O!!!!!

IM with Micah

WeenieBoy12: Hey, what’s up?
Wireless23: Nada, just kinda dead still.
WeenieBoy12: Oh, yeah? That sucks.
Wireless23: Ya
WeenieBoy12: So..um…
Wireless23: um…what???
WeenieBoy12: I was thinking about something…
Wireless23: what?
WeenieBoy12: We should cam2cam.
Wireless23: I’m dead!!!
WeenieBoy12: Still hot, though. Right??

I had to block the little twerp!! He gets like that sometimes….after a few minutes go by though he’s back to his whiny, pre-pubescent self! Then I can talk to him about the plan!! Yes, the plan!!!! This is the plan to end all plans!!! And it may or may not involve sumo wrestlers! Micah is key though. I’m dead, but I still want to destroy the company and this little brat is my tool. I don’t know what it is about the internet, but it sure makes it easy to gain the trust of youthful idiots.