My Fellow Burnt Toast People:

Sometimes we must seriously reflect upon things…

I have been so busy lately, I have barely had time to think. Let me just recap a little bit for you. Not too long ago, I was in Las Vegas meeting with Linderman. My first intention was to get information to put him away for life. That was ruined by one of my ex-lovers.

I was then on a mission to kill Linderman, even if it meant my life.

Well after our little talk and his promise of world domination, I weakened a little.

Of course the deal breaker was that Peter had to die for this to take place. I told him he was crazy and walked out on him. I then made several attempts to go back to NY, but I was distracted by a certain Dixie Chick. After the concert, my campaign manager entered me into this Last Gladiator Contest. http://last-gladiator2.blogspot.com/ I’m firing her the first chance I get. Shortly after I had finished my first challenge in the games, I got a call from Mother telling me Peter was dead. It was then I said, “sc#$W the plane.” I flew home on my own. Fortunately, I learned that my little Petey can’t die… No matter what!!!

That brings me to where I am now. I feel like I am at a crossroads. I want to rule the world, truly I do. Now that I know Peter can’t die from exploding, I feel more inclined to let nature take its course. It’s just… I feel kinda bad about letting all of those people die. I know that if I let them die, Peter will find out and cut me out of his life. I don’t really know who I am without him. Well I know I’m slightly more masculine without him, but other than that…What is there? I do have my sham of a marriage. Oh I got along with Hedi before the accident, but guilt and lack of marital relations has drove me back to the life I was leading before my marriage.

No, the other life I was leading, hanging out with all the chicks!!!

Oh, and let us not forget that I’ve picked up a stalker somewhere along the line. He is wreaking havoc on my home page, and now he has gone too far. He is actually using my page to talk about someone who is not me… The very nerve incenses me. http://petrelliforcongress.blogspot.com/

To top everything off, and this is the icing on the cake. My Mother and I are arguing over who runs Peter’s life. Can you imagine. I guess I should be greatful; it is the only thing we argue about. She pretty much manipulates me into doing her will in other areas. She’s kinda scary. If I don’t die within the next few weeks, I’m going to spend the rest of my life in therapy because of her.

I miss my twinkie girl. I think I’ll head back to the Gladiator Games to take my mind off of things.

4 Comments

  1. Dear BFP,

    Can you please not ever be seen in those shorts again or I will have to be the one who keeps our relationship under wraps.

    God, get some fashion tips from your mother if you have to.

  2. But…They really show off my tan legs.

  3. That is so sweet-what you seem to be saying is this:
    Peter completes you!
    Without Peter, you are less human.
    Awwww.=)

  4. Nathan has sekseh man-legs.

    Don’t you dare insult your uncle, Ms. Pasty White Cheerleader-pants!

    ~ Lana

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