Ted No Want Die!

Me Ted. Me supposed to play computer game. But me no want to. Instead me write blog. Writing more fun. Help me express my feeling.

Bennet mad at Ted. Me jump on table and get Ted toes in Bennet waffles. He scream at Ted and send Ted to play computer game.

Me not know what they talk about now. Parkman and Bennet talk a lot! All talk, no boom! Ted no like talk. Ted want make good fire. They no let Ted use good fire here.

Me think me will die. Bennet say somebody die in New York. Me no want die! Ted dying bad! Maybe Ted go big boom? Me not know!

But me have plan! Me no die with Hana girl here. She special. She smart too! She make Ted a happy caveman. So me send code message to Hana. She come help me. She come New York. Maybe she die, not Ted. That be sad, but not sad like dead Ted. Me hope Bennet die. He mean. Hurt Ted feeling. Me want make fire on him!

But me need send code now:

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