Hi folks. Tarot here writing while on the move. In case you don’t know I’m mostly Goth but I do appreciate other forms of art, like poetry. I’ve written a few of my own, from time to time, if I get a decent muse, but I also like to read it as well. This first bit is by our own conspiracy theorist, who’s great at figuring out what’s actually going on. Quite the artist as well as a info gatherer : )
They
They are watching!
They are plotting!
They want to eat your mom’s legs!They are waiting!
Manipulating!
They will poison you with eggs!!Avoid Bottled Water!!
And hide your first daughter!!
They will implant her with an isotope!We must find them.
We must stop them.
Spitting in their face is our only hope!!Don’t eat cheese!
It’s diseased!!
They poison it with evil germs!Stay alert!
Be covert!!
Find refuge among sterile worms!Seek the truth!!
Teach the youth!
Don’t sleep with politicians!They’ll eat your dogs!
They’ll eat your hogs!
They’ll crush your artistic ambitions!They dress in drag!
Act like a hag!
They’ll turn you into a meshugeneh!They play cards!
They rape guards!
Remember to always wear your yarmulka!
This second set is by our new medical man of sorts. I’ve worked with this type of person before, being as I’m a retired nurse : ). It’s Haiku, which I’ve always found good for breaking writers’ block. Sometimes I wonder how well the syllables will hold up if things get translated into Japanese and vice versa. It reminds me a bit of when I saw a translated copy of Dante’s Inferno. The Italian was so pretty but we lost the meter with translation, but I digress. Here it is, Haiku, in American English…
A Short Collection of Haiku from Your’s Truly
by Edward “I need a job please” Udora
Tranny psychopath
Chasing Simon Cowell down
Confrontation loomsCrazy leprechauns
Everywhere follow me
Insanity comesDevil and Vampire
Help theater techie catch
Doctor MohinderInvisible man
Hiding from authority
Pigeons wait for himCongressman hopeful
Illegitimate daughter
Grandmother meetingCaptured paper man
Waiting for someone to help
Jewish woman saves?Mr. Muggles the dog
Easily offended by
Politician sneak