Dear Mr. Nathan Petrelli,
I know you are seeking votes. It just occurred to me, over this past week, one way to easily appeal to a great number of voters. I am certain you are aware of a phenomenon known as the EAS or “Emergency Alert System.” While it is a useful and necessary tool, I, myself, have noted, over the past month, a problem, which is of some concern to me. It used to be tested monthly, but with recent occurrences, that frequency was increased to weekly. While I understand the need to make certain the system will work, if there is an actual emergency, why is it that it has been tested nightly over the past two weeks and still is labeled as “a required weekly test?” Beyond the sheer annoyance factor, what concerns me with this nightly occurence of a “weekly” test, is that the repetition alone will cause folks to ignore or tune it out, when there is an actual emergency, thus defeating the purpose of the system. I am hoping you can do something about this.
On other matters, I wish you luck with your campaign and I hope you catch that stalker. I’m glad your brother away from that Sylar character. On the off chance that the unique fashion plate should be reading your mail, I would just like to point out, as a recently retired nurse, that eating brains, while tasty, is very bad for one’s cholesterol. He really ought to cut back. I’m quite frankly surprised he hasn’t had a heart attack already! Oh, and if, perchance, you don’t have staff available for medical treatment for your brother, I may be retired but, I’m still a nurse.
Sincerely,
Tarot
PS Claude, if you’re reading this, your pigeons are all fine.
Thanks for the ideas on generating more votes. I will brainstorm over that particular problem and get back with you…Oh and my stalker problem is getting worse!!They have hacked into my website again!!!
As for Pete, he has healed completely. That is quite the gift he picked up from my daughter. With an ability like that, he doesn’t need a nurse in the conventional sense. Although, I am considering hiring one to give him a bath on his birthday.
“Although, I am considering hiring one to give him a bath on his birthday”
I’m available for that.
Natalie:
As soon as I can figure out how to do it. I am going to add an on-line application to my webpage.
I can’t explain it, but there are quite a few people who would like to take on these tasks.
I’m sorry, my son was quite mistaken about that online application for medical personnel.
Thanks all the same for your support of the Petrelli campaign.
To: Mr. Nathan Petrelli and Mrs. Angela D.A. Petrelli,
(and anyone thinking of requesting certain services)
Meaning no disrespect to any of you or your kin, but I must state, before anyone else gets any ideas to the contrary, that I am a retired nurse. Which means my days of doing sponge baths are pretty much over, unless a certain someone tells me he’d like one (and sorry, that he wouldn’t be Peter, I’m almost a decade older than Peter for starters). Now that doesn’t mean I won’t help someone who’s hurt and can’t fix the injury themselves. Of course, if I’m needed for advice on health care reforms, having been on both sides of the system, I can do that too.
Point taken Tarot: As I like to run my brother’s life, I do receive quite a few requests for services to render, and should have no problem filling the position. I shall only call upon your services if Pete brings his invisible friend home.
Mother, Mother, Mother…It is time that you accept I run Peter’s life. However, if you can figure out how to catch my stalker, I would appreciate it.
Again, you are sadly mistaken, because I run everyone’s life, including yours, young man. Please don’t require me to prove said statement.
You know that I could.
(bowing head) Yes Mother…
(whisper to the side)–I’ll have the application up within the next few weeks.
(Whispers back) No, he really won’t.
Application is officially up. So Ha to you Mother.
Love you…Lunch on Friday.