After my encounter with the leprechaun I decided to get a little R&R. Specifically I heard that the nearby theater was reopening with a show of Romeo and Juliet. When I asked why they were closed in the first place the owner of the theater said that the last play they did had a theater tech working in it that was so heavy the foundations cracked and he had to fix them lest the theater be shut down.
So, being cultured like Mrs. Petrelli and her arch-nemesis I decided to go enjoy the theater!
But there was a problem! Apparently the actor playing Romeo came down with the flu and they were going to cancel the show at the last second! I couldn’t let that happen so I volunteered to play Romeo as I know the play so well (I’m not just a doctor, I’m a thespian as well).
Everything was going fine until the scene where Romeo and Tybalt fight to the death. When I went out I was shocked to see that the actor who plays Tybalt was replaced by this guy:
It was Sanjaya!
Me: What are you doing here?
Sanjaya: omg! like now that i’ve been totally voted off american idol i haf nothing left to lose! so now i’m using my power of song to enslave peoples, and i’m starting here! oh, and i’m lik also totally going to eat ur brainz, cuz right now i only hav the power to make people luv me when i sing relly bad and i want to be more speshul!
I was going to say something heroic, like “not so fast”, “over my dead body”, or “don’t eat me!” but then then he started to sing.
It was so bad, quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever heard, and yet… I wanted to vote for him for some reason! With my defenses down, I seemed like a goner…
I resent that comment about breaking foundations! It had to have been my evil twin. I”ve been kidnapped by aliens.
I’m posting from a galaxy far far away right now, as a matter of fact!
~ Lana
That guy’s hair, that’s like some sort of genetic super power or something, right?