THEY are among us!!!

Have you ever wondered why public figures always say the same thing? They’re not scripted, they’re programmed! That’s right!! The famous people we see and hear are merely robo-decoys! The real, authentic celebrities are hidden in undisclosed locations, scattered across the world! They are no doubt plotting evil in their secret locations.

“Freedom is on the march!” “Muslims are a good people!” “Terrorism will kill you!” “America will prevail!” “Democracy flourishes!” “God bless America!”

Those are all just phrases programmed into RoboBush. He makes public appearances and spouts out this nonsense to us all! And we fall for it!

And it’s not just RoboBush, but RO-Bama too! “Politics as usual must stop!” “It’s time for a change!” “I’m not Muslim anymore, so have no fear, crazy White people!”

RoboBill “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”. A rare instance when a Robo-Decoy was telling the truth, since it was the real Bill Clinton that did the vile, evil, immoral preposterous act! But, to be fair, it was with a Robo-Lewinsky!

You don’t believe they are among us??? Just look at this!:

Proof!!! Proof that they are making them as we speak! Statistics show that 73.13% of all the people you meet are Robo-Decoys!! Some are even complete fake people, with no original in existence. This means they are flooding our populace with subservient machines of terror!

I warn you, all of you, carry a large magnet wherever you go! We never know when these AI evil-doers will attack! We must stay alert and prepared!!! A giant magnet will scramble their brains, leaving behind a malfunctioning mess of machinery:

We must send them all into a Robo-Spasm!! Only then will we be moderately safer than we are now. And I assure you, we aren’t at all safe!!

Run! Hide!! Shout at your oppressors! Then hide again!!