After the whole fiasco with the Cat Lady I thought I’d finally be able to get back to Micah and DL. Jessica’s been quiet for a while; I wonder what she’s up to. Anyways, any thought of heading back was forgotten when I got to the shore.
I was exhausted, all those ninja skills sure did take a toll on my beautiful body, so I sat in the sand. I was so relieved that the woman who had haunted my childhood dreams was now cat food at the bottom of the sea. Now I could finally live in peace. Get back to DL, make sure Micah was coming out of his weenie phase, and maybe think about having another little weenie! Maybe a girl?
Well, that was all forgotten when the bushes rustled behind me. I turned, and there they were! The eyes I’d faced at the Scratching post of Doom! HER eyes. They had to be!
That’s when Sylar and the holy man came up from the surface, and when I turned back to the bush, the eyes were gone again. But I know she’s alive! Somehow she survived! My vengeance is not complete!
The holy man didn’t seem to be moving, and it took Sylar’s power to see how things work to figure out he was dead. It’s too bad, I was almost starting to like the guy, when he wasn’t reading scripture aloud in hopes of knocking the Atheism out of me.
Now I’m sitting back, enjoying a cup of Hazelnut coffee and a chocolate chip muffin at some diner. I’m sorry to say it’s not Burnt Toast, the muffins here aren’t half as good. But sometime you need to settle, and it’s the grand opening, so at least the coffee’s free.
Sylar was in a pretty snappy mood earlier, he said something like “NEED BRAINZ lolz” before taking off. I wonder if it’s his time of the month. I picked him up a chocolate bar just in case. Nothing like chocolate to make a girl feel better! Hopefully he’ll do what ever he needs to do so we can get rid of the holy man’s body. It’s starting to smell funny in that truck. The sooner we get that done, the sooner we can find Simon. The Cat Lady had to have headed back there. I’ve heard Simon pays in cat nip.
so THATZ y ur still following me around! lets kill that cat lady 2gether hun!
Hello beautiful. Thanks for the warning and the use of your gun.
I’m continuing Sylar’s work of knocking the Atheism out of you, mom. And no more kids. I’m the only one you need. And Nathan…
BACK THE HELL OFF!