I was deeply offended by some of the comments you made in your last post. You say that you are unintentionally offensive to 14% of the voting public. I am part of 14%. Let me correct you on some of your statements.
“I was assaulted by the most deplorable Odor.I turned around to see what was causing the smell, and that is when I saw IT…”
Excuse me, Are you 100% sure that I was the cause of this odor? I just recently had my weekly pampering. My girl used lavender and chamomile on me. Don’t you fly though smog and bird waste? You were probably smelling yourself.
“It was the biggest rat that I have ever seen.”
For someone so smart, you can’t tell the difference between a rodent and a Pomeranian. I took the liberty to look them up for you. I even add pictures for you to compare. Here what I found:
Rodent
–adjective
1. belonging or pertaining to the gnawing or nibbling mammals of the order Rodentia, including the mice, squirrels, beavers, etc.
–noun
2.a rodent mammal.
Pomeranian
–adjective
1.of, pertaining to, or characteristic of Pomerania.
–noun
2.one of a breed of small dogs having long, straight hair, erect ears, and a tail carried over the back.
3.a native or inhabitant of Pomerania.
Lets see, I am not a squirrel. I HATE nuts. Don’t have the big tooth or build dams so that rules me out as a beaver. Cheese gives me digestive problems. I didn’t carry the Black Plague to Europe. I can’t even stand looking at garbage, let alone eat it. Oh wait, the last three were rats. If I were a rodent, then why does Mommy breed me? The only reason you breed rodents is to have food for slimy snakes.
“I noticed it had a collar. I think it is called Mr. Muffins…I couldn’t tell; and I didn’t want to get closer…Humph…A collar…Oh…My…Lord…Do all under-privileged people domesticate their rats?”
You really need to learn how to read. Why don’t you start a literary program instead of humping any females you come across. Better yet, teach all your illegitimate children across the country to read and write.
I hope you where enlightened by the truth. I am NOT a rodent. Just because you kiss babies for a living doesn’t mean you can discriminate against a whole species. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Mr. Muggles
Well put, Mr. Muggles.
I thought rat was just another word for angry, misguided politician?
~ Lana
I guess this means it would be a waste of my time to have you illegally registered to vote in the state of NY…
Well, I don’t have time for that anyway. I’m trying to make my way back to NY to save my brother and Sylar’s x-boyfriend, Mohinder.
I guess I could say, good luck with your brother.
Hey doggie…I hate Mr. Gigolo Politician, too…have no fear!
I’m sure you’re not a rat, Nathan. Still not sure if I want to vote for you, or not. I think Mr. Muggles should be your opponent.
Sylar and Mohinder were never a pair (Dream Mohinder would have told me if they were).
Svetlana: Thank you, I hope I can talk you into a vote. If not…Well, I have heard that big girls really know how to have fun…