It seems that Mr. Bennet, Horn Rimmed Glasses, has neglected to arrive here at the Diner. One would speculate what reason could have possibly made such a paper enthusiast forget this grand event. Perhaps it was destiny that discarded the memory from his very mind. Or maybe he overslept.
Nonetheless, I am here, and being by far the most intellectual patron at Burnt Toast, with the possible exception of one, it appears to be my duty to “get this party started”. Such crude terminology, yet the Chef of this establishment insisted upon it.
Here they are, the Burnt Toast Diner’s Greatest Hits:
OMIGOD HES BACK AGAIN!!! by Zane Taylor.
The Ignorant Residents of Cyberville Who Maintain an Aura of Retardation by Yours Truly.
What is Love? by My Dreaded Destiny of Lard.
Waffles Make the Pain Go Away by Mr. Bennet.
Sorcery of Rice Cookers by D.L.
Tongue Typin’ by Niki.
And there you have it! Now stick around for free waffles and coffee (Actually priced far above free). Mingle to your heart’s content with the various patrons and enjoy a day of relaxation and caffeination, hopefully void of retardation.
omg u luv me!!! u rly luv me!
Dammit, that’s my line.
OMG! I was nominated, too!
I’m going to go eat a bologna sandwich to celebrate. MAKE ME A SANDWICH WITH YOUR EVIL RICE COOKER, DL!