hey guyz i think this time im gettin outta here 4 realz! its xcape from alcatraz and im like clint eastwood xcept not old and icky lol!
my first xcape attempt wuz my best try i almost got out that time and got to kill sum1 which is alwayz fun! my second xcape didnt turn out so well ending in me getting shutoed by a primatech ninja.
but this time is 4 real! ive perfected the technique of making my heart stop! i used to do it in hs so people would think i wuz dead and id get some attention lol. actually i guess it never worked 2 good since no 1 seemed to care but if i did it in a public place sometimes peeps would call the ambulance who would give me sum attention! but newayz the point is i can stop my heart!
omg so i pulled this lil trick of mine again and fooled poor unsuspecting dr man and he thought i died n unstrapped me. so i woke up! and i decided not to use physical attacks, since that pretty much consists of slapping and biting so instead i FINALLY got to use my super mind trick again! i pushed poor lil dr, like all the football playerz used to push poor lil gabriel! xcept they used their sexy hands while i used my darth vadar power!
so newayz i had my fun with him lol. i ended up throwing him on a table and covering him up. i think im gonna trick mr glasses into falling into a trap. i can be clever like that. if i cant have mr glasses, no one will lol!
so now i just sit here and wait for mr glasses to show his pretty face 1 more time. it wont be so pretty when im done with it lol but ill get to see it once more! and at least i have this laptop to use while i wait for him. i feel like it may be a while before i see him, like a week maybe, i wunder y i have that feeling? oh well, ill keep myself occupied, and then ILL KILL MR GLASSES! hehehehehehehehehe!
Do you have rabies?
~Lana
sylerz u haf a big probelm, u ned hlp!!
I agree with Mistah. Get Help dude.
Yes! Free yourself! Free yourself from their lies!!
I just realized that guy was Hank, who HRG used as Claire’s fake biological father.
I just realized that guy was Hank, who HRG used as Claire’s fake biological father.
That can’t be. I’m Claire’s father. You see, there was one night when I got really drunk sixteen years ago and…wait, nevermind. I was just remembering a past life (see, Mohinder? I believe in reincarnation, too!)
~Lana
I said fake…