OMG Attention!
OMG! Finally! After being an outcast for like, ever, I’m finally gettin’ some attention! I mean, it’s silly. Why wouldn’t a brain-eating serial killer get any attention? That’s like, the coolest thing anyone in the….
Lessons Learned from My Dad
Hello all, Nathan Petrelli here. When I last blogged, I was on my way to see Dad. I’m pretty anxious about it, remembering all the things that were said and done… The stressful times, the….
Confessions of a BrideZilla
Planning the perfect wedding takes time, money and effort. Good thing I’m a thief so money is no object. However, my future husband might frown upon my job, which would mean I’d have to rely….
Running Away From Home
I hate you, daddy, I hate you! You don’t understand me! You don’t let me do what I want! All I want to do is save the world and nurse sick animals to health, letting….
Man of Mystery
“Hey, you’re mysterious,” people always say to me before I disappear in a puff of ominous smoke. And they’re right. I am indeed mysterious. I’m an international man in horn-rimmed glasses of mystery. But that….
Divine (Mis)Judgments, Part 1
Fellow patrons of the Burnt Toast Diner, I have some very important news. I am bored. … What? That’s not enough for you? I mean, I’m stuck here with nothing to do besides sleep (see….
Open Letter to the President-Elect
Dear President elect Obama,Congrats on winning this election. I think you are a very stylish person. I love some of the outfits that your wife, Michelle, wears. It is about time we have a stylish….
Knox says: “Time to make the doughnuts!” PART ONE
Take a look at the picture of me above. You know what that picture says? It says “I feel so damn acomplished, so damn acomplished!” That’s right, I get to be Mr. P’s number one….
How may I serve you?
I am beginning a new journey, my friends. A journey filled with light and love and happiness. No, not really. Forgive my lie. I merely wanted to know how it would sound, coming from my….
Has Anyone Seen the Invisible Man?
Hi. It’s Tarot again. No, I’m not referring to the lovely 1933 film. I’m referring to, well I guess I could call him my friend, Claude Rains. He seems to be missing. I should have….