Dear Diary
Dear Online Diary that Everyone and Their Dog’s Florist Can Read, I have a confession to make. One I am not sure if I can tell to anyone else, as they could never understand the….
Heroes of the Corn
Okay so let’s say your friend hypes up a movie. They tell you it’s the best movie ever and you have to see it right away. No, you have to see it on opening night….
Paging Doctor Clooney
I feel like I am in an episode of ER. It is so dark outside. People are yelling and screaming. There is blood everywhere. It’s kind of gross. I feel so dirty looking at it…..
Stupid Turtle and Stupid Karma
Attention Bloggers: I have the most horrible news. My mother sent me on a mission to find the Haitian,… but that’s not the bad news. My little bro Pete wanted to tag along, but that’s….
In Teh Mnid of a Cirminal
Teh odl Pretelli lday was uot clod. Nromally, it wuold hvae been a good tihng. We cna’t hvae cirminal matsermnids like hre on teh street, albe to sholpift socks at ayn momnet! Btu there was….
The League of Gorgeousness
We’re gorgeous, kickass, and bad to the bone. Figuratively, of course. We’re the good guys, as you well know – what else but a team of superheroes would be chosen by ME to gift with….
Pub Crawl
Hi. It’s Tarot again. I’m still in the UK looking for Claude. Clyde the pigeon and I have been to every pub in London. There were a few that Clyde had to wait outside of….
Knox Says, TIME TO MAKE THE DOUGHNUTS PART ONE
I wanted to tell y’all about this thing that I just got into. I don’t know exactly how to put it, but I’m a baker! Yeah, ol’ scary boy Knox is makin’ yums yums. Kinda….
Family Rules
So, I’m like part of a whole bunch of families now. And, you know, families have rules. It’s just how they work or something. Since all of them seem to be coming together lately, I….
I’m awake!
It’s about damned time! Not that I didn’t enjoy my beauty sleep, but it seems I missed out on all of the fun. Peter has seemed to have developed a sense of humor about his….