Stupid People
Being me requires a lot of pampering. Each week, I have my spa treatment. First, I get a luxurious bath. The bather massages using the best rose soap. After that, they start to dry my….
Hero Training
I have a bloody kid telling me that he’s going to blow up New York and that I am the one that’s supposed to help him. What a way to start your day huh? Peter….
The Sorcery of Rice Cookers
Where did I go wrong? Where have I been for, like, the past twenty-something years? Right. I was locked up like Akon. Huh. Never realized it was so hard to make money without robbing people…..
I will eat waffles no more. ;_;
So I’m really really internet-hurt that Mohinder doesn’t want to marry me be my friend. For that reason alone, I will eat waffles no more. My destiny left me, and he doesn’t even know he’s….
OMIGOD HES BACK AGAIN!
omigod im back againbrothers sisters everybody singwere gonna bring the flava show u howive gotta question for ya better answer nowam i original? yeaham i the only 1? yeaham i sexual? hellz yeaham i everything….
The Coffee Truth!!
The other day I was driving! I can’t say where, they may be reading this. And I saw this man with his sign! And at that moment I realized the truth, the coffee truth! Coffee….
Brody’s Super Bowl Pick
It’s another cool morning in Texas and the sun is rising. I’m ready to get some waffles at the Burnt Toast Diner. You never know who you could run into at that little diner. The….
Todays Loot: $700.00 and Gold Necklace
As I was looking around Blogger, I came across this blog. I remember visting this diner a long time ago. By being invisible, I was able to bum rides in the back of tracker trailers…..
Clones
Wow. Everyone in this house has been acting odd. Mommy is a scattered brain. But she had been worse lately. Every week, Mommy has a pamping day for me. But this past week, She totally….
Not so nice
I’m myself again, they stopped injecting me yesterday. I wish I could say this is a good thing, but with out the drugs Jessica has the upper hand. I can only hold her off for….