Help Out a Stranger?
Wow, the waffles here suck! You’d think as fat as all these people are the food would be delicious. These people would probably eat roadkill if they had the chance. Speaking of which, I ran….
crime fighting adventure force!!!
r team is formed! the crime fighting adventure force!!! lol! xcept we dont rly adventure…we just look 4 peeps 2 kill. n we dont rly fight crime. we kinda R crime. i guess were kind….
Bird’s Eye View
As most of you are probably now aware, I’m with Claude’s pigeons, but I don’t wanna say where ’cause I never know who might decide show up unexpectedly (and uninvited no less).These birds are AWESOME!….
Champagne Royale
Not much has happen to me since my last post. I am still in this hellhole called New York. I’ve been living in this club for the past week. The place is called Champagne Royale…..
i LVOE WFFALES!!!
I was tyrign to sotp by the brunt taost dnier eralier, btu I cuoldnt. They got me at tihs Preimatcech Pppaer palce and they wont let me go. I had to brieb the secruity gaurd….
Can I be a Jedi too?
Peter thinks he is a Jedi. After this training he keeps on babbling about, he said I scared his only chance of hope. He acts like he has been training with some kind of Yoda…..
Photo of a Congressman
Since I found this heinous object, the days have been passing in blurs. At times I find myself just standing in the middle of my kitchen, one hand on the rice cooker, just staring into….
THEY are among us!!!
Have you ever wondered why public figures always say the same thing? They’re not scripted, they’re programmed! That’s right!! The famous people we see and hear are merely robo-decoys! The real, authentic celebrities are hidden….
My Fellow Americans:
I send greetings to those of you at the Burnt Toast Café. Yesterday, it was pouring rain outside, so I decided to drop into your fine establishment. I left Odessa yesterday morning and I had….
S-T-A-R
That’s right, I want to be a star. My wonderful self is meant to do something more than breeding. Don’t get me wrong, being pampered is great, but I want it all. I want to….