Vampire Peter
Hi guys. Peter here. Sorry for my long absence. I have been traumatized by the loss of my lock of hair, one of the few things I had to live for in this terribly waking….
She lives!
After the whole fiasco with the Cat Lady I thought I’d finally be able to get back to Micah and DL. Jessica’s been quiet for a while; I wonder what she’s up to. Anyways, any….
withdrawal!
omg SHUT UP i cant even think. my LEAVE ME ALONE ILL KILL YOU lack of brainz iz rly starting 2 get 2 me. im so wound up i cant even say lol, lol. oops….
Cyber Evil
Well, I guess Ted and Matt didn’t do a very good job! I know I shouldn’t have left them alone!! But something interesting has come from the situation! Bennet is switching sides!!! I hope it’s….
New Hire
My fellow citizens: Over the past week, it has been brought to my attention (via Mr. Muggles) that my inadvertent, insensitive nature could cost me at the polls. After speaking with my campaign manager, it….
I Heart E.W.C.W.S.P.
Ladies and gents, I am proud to announce that I have recovered from my little bout of depression. It took a little bit of soul-searching and several dozen of my patented bologna sandwiches, but yesterday….
Lost in a place called “Texas”
I decided to stop at this cozy little Diner for a rest due to my trip to see Dr. Suresh and his mental patient ran into a hitch, I don’t know where he is. However,….
Dear Mr. Nathan Petrelli
I was deeply offended by some of the comments you made in your last post. You say that you are unintentionally offensive to 14% of the voting public. I am part of 14%. Let me….
God, finally!
So my last week has been utter and total hell. I got arrested for rushing the stage on American Idol, got set up on a reality TV show in a bunker underground somewhere with a….
Solitaire with Peter
At first glance one would surely arrive at the assumption that my life is currently devoid of fortune. And while it would most definitely be true that it is quite unfortunate to be in my….