OMFG I’ve Been Abducted!

There are aliens posting on my journal. No, seriously. Stop looking at me like that! Here! The last comment. Sathael is totally a Wraith. They’re real, I swear it! And that’s not my starvation talking!….

Call to Arms

The time is now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Company must be stopped! We may even save the man in horn-rimmed glasses, if there’s time! I have word about a conspiracy that spans to alien worlds, including California! What….

Edward and Juliet

After my encounter with the leprechaun I decided to get a little R&R. Specifically I heard that the nearby theater was reopening with a show of Romeo and Juliet. When I asked why they were….

Winds of Change?

I am still here and still alive. I finally left that hellhole of a club. I couldn’t take any more of that “Candyman” song. It was driving me bonkers, being played 24/7 and whatnot. That….

Failed!

Since I’ve sold my soul to Linderman, I’ve been given some pretty weird assignments. Well, skipping over all the small talk about what’s going on in the Sanders-Hawkins residence, including the pretty interesting fights we’ve….

The Muggles Situation…

It has become obvious to me over the gradual passage of time that I will have to handle the Muggles situation on the behalf of my darling (if not recently a bit aggravating,) son Nathan…..

Bringing sexy back… again

“What’s a Lizard doing at Burnt Toast Diner,” you ask? Well the sign on the front door says “no dogs” so I am technically permitted in this human eatery. You can read my personal blog….

Poetry Contest Results

Well, great news! I’m finally out of solitary confinement, so I can start posting again! And even better news…the poetry contest results are in! It was a close contest, but we do have a winner…..

Dear Mrs. Petrelli

It seems that you and I got off on the wrong foot or paw. I have no personal issues with yourself. From what I can read online, you seem to have a wonderful fashion sense…..

Artistic Reflections on the Darkness of the Heart

So yeah. It’s Peter. And I’m still here, sporked to the wall, listening to a Professor’s shallow ramblings about destiny and cyber figments and stuff. My heart’s still broken. Mourning the loss of such a….

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