OMFG I’ve Been Abducted!
There are aliens posting on my journal. No, seriously. Stop looking at me like that! Here! The last comment. Sathael is totally a Wraith. They’re real, I swear it! And that’s not my starvation talking!….
There are aliens posting on my journal. No, seriously. Stop looking at me like that! Here! The last comment. Sathael is totally a Wraith. They’re real, I swear it! And that’s not my starvation talking!….
The time is now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Company must be stopped! We may even save the man in horn-rimmed glasses, if there’s time! I have word about a conspiracy that spans to alien worlds, including California! What….
After my encounter with the leprechaun I decided to get a little R&R. Specifically I heard that the nearby theater was reopening with a show of Romeo and Juliet. When I asked why they were….
I am still here and still alive. I finally left that hellhole of a club. I couldn’t take any more of that “Candyman” song. It was driving me bonkers, being played 24/7 and whatnot. That….
Since I’ve sold my soul to Linderman, I’ve been given some pretty weird assignments. Well, skipping over all the small talk about what’s going on in the Sanders-Hawkins residence, including the pretty interesting fights we’ve….
It has become obvious to me over the gradual passage of time that I will have to handle the Muggles situation on the behalf of my darling (if not recently a bit aggravating,) son Nathan…..
“What’s a Lizard doing at Burnt Toast Diner,” you ask? Well the sign on the front door says “no dogs” so I am technically permitted in this human eatery. You can read my personal blog….
Well, great news! I’m finally out of solitary confinement, so I can start posting again! And even better news…the poetry contest results are in! It was a close contest, but we do have a winner…..
It seems that you and I got off on the wrong foot or paw. I have no personal issues with yourself. From what I can read online, you seem to have a wonderful fashion sense…..
So yeah. It’s Peter. And I’m still here, sporked to the wall, listening to a Professor’s shallow ramblings about destiny and cyber figments and stuff. My heart’s still broken. Mourning the loss of such a….