MIA
I lost my weenie! He’s MIA! Has any one seen him? Kinda short, curly hair, funny face? No? I didn’t think so, you’d remember him. I can’t believe he’s gone! And the school claims that….
New Threat: Nerds!!
It is sad, but true! Nerds are the new threat to our existence!!! Just look at them with their provocative stances, their true strength disguised by their weak-looking exterior! They must be stopped!!! I have….
The truth about cockroaches
Once again, Sylar and I visited Mo-idiot’s place. “Finally,” I thought, “he is ending the charade.” No one wants to be Mo-idiot’s friend and to pretend was absurd… even for Sylar. So Mo-idiot made the….
Drama, drama, drama: Life as a Petrelli
Sooooo….this week has been, like I don’t know the word for it, but this week has definitely been whatever it is. Dear old Bio-Grandma and Bio-Dad were big on shipping me out to Paris, cause….
Take Me Home
This morning I woke up very excited. It was my last night in my cell. I thought to myself “This time tomorrow, I will be in my own house again. I was so happy I….
Letter to Mr. Nathan Petrelli (any anyone else who may be reading this)
Dear Mr. Nathan Petrelli, I know you are seeking votes. It just occurred to me, over this past week, one way to easily appeal to a great number of voters. I am certain you are….
Ted No Want Die!
Me Ted. Me supposed to play computer game. But me no want to. Instead me write blog. Writing more fun. Help me express my feeling. Bennet mad at Ted. Me jump on table and get….
Literal and Metaphorical Death
Hey guys. It is Peter, resurrected. I’ve been through quite the ordeal. Maybe I should start at the beginning. I guess that would be when that shallow cheerleader-man was trying to tear open my skull….
bcuz i got hi!
omg after all my many adventures im back! itz been 2 long since my last visit n i missed all u guyz! newayz it wuz like time 2 finish the job w/ mohindy n petey!….
Stalker Warning
My Fellow Burnt Toast Bloggers: I finally broke down and called the police. I officially have a stalker. I’ve suspected as much for over a month now. The stalker is highly intelligent, which led me….