Elle’s Emerald Isle Extravaganza…or not.
Remind me never to fly trans-Atlantic ever AGAIN. Ugh, ew. Not only did the flight take a GAZILLION hours but they were out of mint for my mojito. I was tempted to lock the stewardess…oh….
Twinkies, Twinkies, Twinkies
I have become a FATTIE PIG.All I do now is eat, sleep, eat, go online, and eat. A week ago, I found Mummy’s Twinkie stash. I was so hungry for something. Ice cream made me….
On the Road
We have found a new traveling companion. He is truly a great man, this Sybriel. I feel like he really understands me. Like an angel from God. Though we do have our differences, as is….
Up-date from the beardless wonder!!
Sighhhh. Hello all. It is I, Nathan. I guess you noticed the absence of beard. I had to shave it because the school principal thought I was a wino trying to kidnap my boys from….
Bucket of Fried Destiny
What is destiny but a series of choices? When Fate rudely presses our spirit against a metaphorical wall, a wall likely made of brick if said wall was of the literal variety, we find ourselves….
My good week
(Above picture is the beard my husband stole for himself) “Mommy, we saw Daddy and his homeless man’s beard today!” Simon shouted as he ran into the foyer. “Yes Mommy,we said everything you told us….
Wait…What was I doing again?
Things are going really well with me and the real Claire, as we’ve started going out regularly now. I even took her out to Hollywood on a date the other day. *Sigh* If only I….
My brother Linus
I think I might be regaining some of my former status. I have a boyfriend and I’ve been asked to try out for cheerleading. Supposedly it’s because of my moral fiber or something. Whatever. Since….
Photo Caption Contest!!!
Oh, no, everybody!! They took photos!! Spy photos!!! Sinister photos!!! They must be stopped! But how????? Simple!! Spit in their faces!!! And submit captions for these photos! Just comment your submissions to this post and….
Texas Dreamin’
I can’t believe that I am saying this but I want to go back to Texas. I HATE it here in California. Back in Odessa, I was a star. Mommy couldn’t take me outside without….