Brooding Over Balogna
I woke up this morning and things were just…weird. I had things all planned out, knamsayin’? I was going to wake up, fill a huge pitcher with ice-cold water, dump it over Whining Chicken Boy….
What now?
I heard pounding on the front door last night and shouting: “Heidi! and a sole wailing cry which I recognized quickly as Peter. I ran to the door and flung it open and there was….
I Was Dead and Now I’m Not. Why?
For 4 minuets and 47 seconds the world was relieved of my wretched presence. I’m sure the sky was brighter and flowers bloomed about Dr. Suresh’s lab, the earth celebrating the death of the most….
Flyboy’s Feeling Low
Claire, how could you do this to me? Being together was our destiny! We had our secrets to share, and yet you wanted to just throw it all away. Don’t you realize that if people….
The last words of Niki Psychotic, er, I mean Sanders.
Hi guys! It’s Elle. So like, I was using Daddy’s passwords again and I stumbled upon Niki’s blog by accident because you know…I have’t been stalking her or anything. And well, I just wanted to….
The best day ever….
My Fellow Bloggers: I don’t have much time to blog, but I had to drop in to tell you guys about my day…It’s been the BEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF MY LIFE. It started….
A Cruel and Unusual Twist of Fate
Curse the Heavens! Whilst I found myself distracted by one of life’s many subplots, like a canine in pursuit of his own posterior, Destiny made its move on Molly. Like a fool, I was gleefully….
A Gray Hair
I was in the Primatech Paper Facility with Peter, explaining how things worked 3 floors down, when all of a sudden I felt a tug at the back of my mind…as though something was happening,….
DANGER!!! We’re all going to die!!
My spidey senses alerted me to a new threat, a danger comparable to Hillary Clinton!!!! I was scanning over the Internets in search of the TRUTH!!! It was then I came across a frightening BLOG….
Party! Party!
I was sitting in the Burnt Toast Diner with Simon and Monty having dessert. I was told the Cherry Pie is terrific.“Are we going to see daddy?” Monty cried out excitedly while playing the the….