Feliz Navidad
I remember Christmas. My family would all gather around the Christmas bush and exchange gifts. And I would weep tears of joy over wonderful gifts such as dead rats and mangos. Now, we haven’t had….
Hppay Hnuhkah!!!
Os, teh Brunt Taost Dienr decdied to hvae a Crhitsmas Praty. Mloly, Mhonider and I wnet togteher. Snice Mhonider wsan’t a Crhistain, we werne’t srue abuot giong. To be hnoest, I’m nto srue if I….
Pre-Menstrual Heartbreak, with a Dash of Festive Joy
So here I am, at a Primatech Christmas party. Wasn’t I imprisoned by them just a month or so ago? Now they invite me to a Christmas party? Hmm, seemed suspicious. Luckily, I could take….
Happy Holidays?
Man…I’m dusty and exhausted, not to mention starving. But I’m finally here, at this waffle place everyone keeps talking about! Usually when I ask about it people say, “None of your business, Luke” or something….
It’s a Burnt Toast Christmas!
Being back with the company means I get to kill people again. But it also means office Christmas Parties. Since Primatech has a catering deal with the Burnt Toast Diner, they decided to co-host a….
My Slusho brings all the boys to the yard!
OMG GUYS. Life is SO good right now. Seriously. Seriously!!!!!! Okay so, let me start at the beginning…or the end? So Nathan Petrelli just became human swiss cheese by taking a few to the chest,….
Hobo Muggles
I started the day just chillin’ in window. Mummy and Lyle where packing to move Utah. Claire is going though all the Primatech Boxes. With all those boxes, I could make a hobo house. I….
OMG! Did you see that??
Okay, so it turns out my daddy is alive! Yay! But the first thing he said to me was “I’m back with the company,” I was like “boo dad, that sucks,” and he was all….
Well, crap
I guess I’m stuck in a box…damn Hiro. At first I freaked out like a cat on an acid trip… This is me freaking out. But it was no use…Hiro screwed me over good. No,….
The Return of Santa Sylar!
OMG! It was time for an old fashioned Sexy Sylar killing spree! I was craving brains! I’d gotten all anorexic ‘n junk from not eating any! I needed to get that hot figure eight back….