SAT Prep Class Sucks
You know, my life is full of plans for world domination and hanging out with my super-hot older girlfriend, Elle, but even I have to get my head out of the clouds sometimes, even if….
Regestration for Lafawnda, SATs, and a Missing Biodad
So winter break is over and I’m back to school. I’m still in Cali while the evil paper company figures out where they want dad to work from since he’s pretty much their biotch again….
Steamy Exploits of a Former Politician. Read at your own risk.
So, the last time you guys heard from me I was making like a statue at the big Christmas Party where “Nooooah” was hosting. $#@@$#. I tell you that Bob is a little sensitive. He….
The Bishops: Putting the FUN in Dysfunctional!
Things have been pretty…creeptastic lately, like you wouldn’t even believe! It all started with Daddy’s Christmas party, apparently Daddy took it upon him to put the FUN in Dysfunctional. It was…a good time? Despite seeing….
Contest Termination
We’re down to the end! That means voting has started to the right. One of our contestants will be crowned the winner, and perhaps as a prize I’ll agree not to shoot them (though a….
Poetry: Brains for the Soul!!
OMG, hey guys, it’s me, Sylar! I, like, have a couple of totallyawesome poems by a couple of hot men to share with you ‘n junk! Tostart off with, we have one by Peter! If….
Poetic contrast Imortality and Death (Adam and Maya)
Well I’ve fought off enough of the hangover to present two poems. This first is by Adam Monroe who ironically has more time on his hands than he’d like: Reflections Flowering in the Abyss (haiku)….
Poetic Musings of Incestuous Nieces and Brain-Eaters
Hey everybody. It’s Peter. I’m taking a break from crying and cutting my wrists and writing songs about girlfriends leaving me (and dying) to introduce some poems to you. This first poem is aptly titled,….
OMG, a poem contest!
Hey Everybody! I’m sooo excited for this contest. I entered a poem and it’s like, super deep. Uncle Super Cute Peter will be sooo proud. But you’ll have to wait for it because this post….
A Second Contest of Rhetoric and Verse
Is it not the nature of all great things to endure a sequel, to seek to prevail a second time? It is certainly the nature of poetry, the most flamboyant and metaphorical style of language….