Aloha, Burnt Toast Diner!
Aloha faithful blog readers. It’s me, Elle. Elle who is NOT a tramp despite anything that certain ex wives may try to imply, whatevs! So I’m posting this from Hawaii. Westie-poo and I decided a….
The Adventures of Pete and Prete
Hello all. It’s Peter. Sorry I haven’t had the time to blog recently, but I’ve been as busy as a hibernating bear trying to catch my evil twin brother, Preter, who escaped from captivity in….
Hello Burnt Toast
Hey ya’ll First off, Mr. Muggles, I am extremely sorry about hacking into your account. It was the first one Micah found. I feel real bad about the pain I caused you. I wish you….
The Continuing Adventures of a Bleeding Ex-Congressman
Hello all, after my last exciting romp and blog, I decided to take my future into my own hands and contact my illegitimate offspring for a little help with my gaping bullet wounds. Although the….
Tyra, Eat Your Heart Out
Hello Everyone. I just now was able to get my Blogger account back. I felt so violated knowing someone was on my account. I don’t know who to blame, happy go lucky burger girl or….
More Weird Dreams
I don’t know why it is, but I seem to have the weirdest dreams. I always did, even before I discovered my gift with the cards. I’m sure all the drinking I did recently didn’t….
Reading is fun and educational
Hey guys, it’s me again, Lyle? Here I am at the local library. It sure is cold in here but that might be because it’s 3 in the morning and the librarian turned off the….
Dinenr whit teh Bnenets
Wlel, yuo wuoldn’t bleieve teh carzy tihngs giong no rihgt now. Frist, Nahtan gets soht. No big dael. Poilitcains get soht all teh tmie. Tehn, Pteer creid. No sruprise. Emos awlays cyr. Tehy wiat fro….
Due West
It was a cold night. They were always cold nights. Steam shot off my barrel as I fired. “What the Hell?” the man yelled. “That’s my car!” I hated when they pointed out the obvious,….
Peter might be a daddy!
To tell what is going on now, I must explain how it started and I am not certain I am the most reliable narrator for this. Picture this: New Year’s Day- I awoke around ten….