Agent Audrey Hanson, Challenge 7

“I don’t have time for this,” Jack Bauer growled at me. “I have to stop the nuclear bomb, the biological weapon, and the presidential assassination and I’ve got less than 24 hours to do it.”….

Mission Seven: Just Deserts

It was all about to go down in the desert. I had 24 hours to stop it. “Oh, Audrey can handle it,” I said scooping up bean dip with an ideally-shaped Frito. Crunch! I was….

Double Elimination Again!

OMG guys! This is so sad! I have to say goodbye to two of you again! I hate goodbyes! They make me cry! Almost as much as I cry when someone calls me manly! And….

Challenge 7: Battle Royale!

OMG guys, the final four remain! Well, you’ve proved your sexiness, and your sexy dateability, but now we need to see how you’d make as a real significant other! Sometimes, between being sexy and telling….

Immunity: Toga! Toga! Toga!

Gosh guys, we’re skipping the individual judging this week. I’m like, way too hung over, and I don’t even remember what happened all throughout the night! I can vaguely remember fights over my love, FBI….

Cyclops, er, parties well

Hello. My name is Charles Xavier. I am the headmaster of a school for gifted children near New York City. Cyclops is one of my students. I had encouraged him to participate in this show….

Mission Six: Stayin’ Alive

This would be my most difficult mission yet. A party, eh? According to my Claire Bear, getting my groove on isn’t my strong point. But then, she doesn’t know me too well, do she? “Ha!”….

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