Push Hard
“Hanson, where the hell are you?” the Lieutenant screamed into his phone. “You’re not going to believe this, chief,” I replied into mine. “I went to guard presidential candidate Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator like you….
Wedded Bliss
Everyone thinks they know everything there is to know about me. They don’t. As previously established, they know nothing. I however, know everything. In as much, from time to time I may find it in….
Fnu wiht teh Ladeis
Bieng snigle now has been graet. Btu I hvaen’t had a cahnce to raelly ejnoy it, waht wiht all teh wolrd-svaing I do. Mhoinder wsa agianst me dtaing. He siad I shuold hlod uot for….
Confessions of a shamless shoplifter.
Please allow me to reintroduce myself. I’m Angela Petrelli. As you may recall, some time ago I was arrested for shoplifting a pair of socks. Of course Nathan was mortified when he came for my….
Mission Accomplished
“Sylar has been defeated. Primatech Paper Company is victorious!” The crowd cheered. As I made my way down from the podium I shook the hands of several young paper enthusiasts. They shouted out to me,….
Agent Audrey Hanson, FBI. So this is how it all happened…
“You what?” the chief bellowed. “It’s all right there in the after action report, sir.” I indicated to the paperwork. “That’s exactly how it went down.” “No no no no no, Hanson,” he replied gruffly…..
Sylar’s Bachelor: And The Winner Is…
It’s like, finally over! You’ve all sent in your votes and the decision has been made! Now, it’s time to inform the winner of his/her victory! I like, sat up in my room in Sylar’s….
Final Vote!
No immunity this week! There’s like only two peeps left and I don’t wanna play favorites like my parents did with my nonexistant sibling over me, those silly meanie-heads! And now it all comes down….
Agent Audrey Hanson, The Final Challenge
To win this one, I need to think outside the box. Way outside the box. I went through all the FBI files over and over again yet nothing grabbed my attention until… I found something….
Mission Nine: Leather Headhunting
I knew just the person that I needed to kill to impress Sylar. I’m talking, of course, of the Company’s longtime nemesis, George Clooney. His movies are merely a means of financing a special people….