What’s a girl to do now?
So, my Daddy bit the big one. Sylar sauteed his brain and TRIED to make it an extra value meal and get mine on the side but HA, I’m not a girl with an easy….
So, my Daddy bit the big one. Sylar sauteed his brain and TRIED to make it an extra value meal and get mine on the side but HA, I’m not a girl with an easy….
Y’know how when you get like, your wisdom teeth removed and the doctor gives you an anesthesia and you get all like “whatever” for awhile after you’re done (even when the doctor is going all….
“Oh my God, I’m so ugly! My beautiful, delicate-as-a-flower appearance has been tainted by this hulking, brutish ogre body!” I exclaimed. “Pipe down, nancy boy,” I responded. It seems I’ve developed a split personality. This….
Well, I have to admit, so am I. Yes. It’s my first day as Queen of The Company and I’m a-hatin’! Is that what you kids are saying these days; “hatin”? But can you blame….
My Fellow Bloggers: I blog before you today a changed man. Hallelujah! I’m back on the straight and narrow and ready to make the world a better place. My hallucinations of bleeding to death are….
Over the course of recent events, put into motion by my father’s research, I have found myself in a predicament, being referred to by many as a “hero”. And yet what does it mean to….
OK, I know I haven’t written in quite a while and right now everyone seems to be doing this 7 things deal. Granted no one tagged me but I figured what they hey. So here’s….
Well, it’s only July and it’s been already been a long and wretched summer for reasons that I will not bore you with. Needless to say, for some reason, all of my socks are gone….
I was recently tagged by Professor Xavier. Well, okay, it was a few months ago. But hey, I’ve been busy competing in (and winning) Sylar’s Bachelor. Plus, I have to keep up my regular bagging….
Mother’s Day. What is this shenanigans? It’s Mother’s Day! I should wake up to brunch, a dozen roses, and a loving card from my two sons. Instead I find this taped to my bathroom mirror…….