A Few Suggestions
I’m here to make the world a better place, with your help, of course. I know, I know! You’re thinking, “Linderman? Aren’t you a bad guy?” I was never a bad guy. A realist, sure…..
“Don’t tase me, Bro!”
Okay, let me ask you a question. When you hear indestructible cheerleader, what do you think? Besides totally hot I mean. Indestructible! Duh. Now, everyone knows what that means, right? I’m well… indestructible! That’s why….
New Home, Sort of
Four years, I was a semi-retired model living with Father, Mommy, Claire and that boy . But then something happen to both Father and Mommy. It was horrible. Worse then that night there was a….
The Plan Sucks
Stephen Canfield thought he could ruin my plan to finally get rid of Sylar once and for all, but he underestimated my willingness to shoot my daughter. He held her in front of him as….
Return of the Mack!
Well, I had an UNUSALLY bad day, didn’t I. Woe is me, yet again, and all that comes along with it. One son went positively apesh*t; trying to slice my head open like a cantaloupe…..
I got lucky when the lord wasn’t looking…
My Fellow Bloggers: It’s been a hectic few weeks. I’ve officially taken office as Senator Nathan Petrelli… Yeah, I know. I rock! I’m sure I’ve mentioned my concern before…about taking the position. I’m still a….
With love, Whore in NYC
I was browsing the newspapers the other day, praying for a paper cut, when I came upon the column of an American wise woman. I have been having some problems lately, so decided to write….
A Second Chance, Because I Care
“Look, I just hate you, okay?” Those were my last words to Nathan. Words that I wish I could take back after seeing the success he has become. Sure, after blowing himself up and being….
I Am Dead (And Not in the Metaphorical Sense)
Good news, everyone. I am a metaphorical phoenix, rising from the ashes to be reborn! By which I mean I rose from the ashes of that fat, tubby brute Jesse (who also got his brain….
At Last!
Some people will tell you that you can’t always get what you want. These people are idiots and cannot be trusted. Oh my, oh yes. I’ve finally gotten past his defenses, and all it took….