It’s kinda difficult to type right now because everytime I get even the teensy tiniest irritated then – lkhfvhjkfhgjhfdkhgvjfdhvjhfdvgsjhfjhgfdjgs. UGH. Great. That’s the third computer I’ve been through today. Calm thoughts Elle, ooooh! Like the….
What is to become of me? This has been a time for how you might say, the books. The Great Wise Abby did write me back. She said something about silly college students and how….
I’m the type of girl who mixes business with pleasure but even I have a line that won’t be crossed. There’s no reason I can’t have some fun even if the crusty old dude keeps….
Well, my disciples. It has finally happened. Yes, I am dead. I didn’t really want to go. I used to pretend to be sad and stoic, but really, I loved being immortal. The booze. The….
For no longer am I a mere mild-mannered-but-still-divinely-gorgeous hottie. I am now Tracy Strauss, superhero hottie, and you can kiss my divinely-gorgeous butt. In case you’re wondering, the fly-headed person that I stand triumphantly over….
For those of you who read my last note you are probably well aware that I was afraid to sleep due to my nightmare visions of the future… The coffee didn’t work I still wound….
Atfer a raelly long spirit wlak and spirit filght, I finally arrvied back in the good UA of S. It was a crazy jrouney, but one taht gave me a new prupose in life: romacning….
Oh cruel darkness! Oh merciless irony! Right when you return my shell of a powered-up body to me, you take it all away! You have cracked my shell, and removed my nut of specialness! Not….
This is the 400th post here at the Burnt Toast Diner! That means a round of coffee on the house! (But you still have to pay for it.) Come and join in on the fun!….
Look! Here I am with my new BFF, Mr. Glasses. We two were meant for each other. We go together like carrots and brain stew. But we’re having a little trouble in paradise now. Nothing….