Even while in a coma, I’m so vain!
Look at me! I’m in a vegetative state and I STILL know I look horrific! My crow’s feet are bigger than most crows!! Wretched! Look at how those four little bastards have aged me!! What….
Dirty Little Secrets
My name is Daphne Millbrook and I’m a double agent for the Pinehearst company. I noticed my days as speedy messenger girl were numbered when big Daddy Petrelli (No- not my daddy- but that’s what….
Treu Lvoe
I dno’t think taht I cuold hvae ever geussed waht wuold come form my uwnanted juorney to Arfica. Teh siprit wlaking was a pian. Teh draem food was digsusting. I was strating to think taht….
Taking Out the Trash
Fellow bloggers, rejoice, for my glorious, gorgeous blond self has survived. More than survived, in fact – I kicked slimy Dr. Buglizard’s nasty scaly butt! I was like, “Armfreeze!” and then he was like, “Tabletoss!”….
The One In Which, I Wished for Two Girls Wrestling In Jello
My Fellow Bloggers: I’ve been trying to catch up on all of your glorious lives lately, and after some consideration I have to admit… My life is so much more exciting than your lives. It….
Hospitals are weird
I don’t like hospitals. You know, people keep bringing me to them and then I have to deal with the doctors going all “woah! you’re like supposed to be dead or something,”. It’s a total….
Photo Caption Contest #3 – Results!
We have some winners! Thanks to everyone who commented and emailed in captions. Congratulations to the winners. Photo #1 It turns out Mr. Bennet could touch this. – Cyyto Photo #2 Maya: “I am sorry….
Knoxaphobia on Demon Day Galour!
SO NICE I JUST HAD TO SHOW IT TWICE! Welcome frightened little lambs to my demon day galour! My name is Knox and due to the fact that small children are frightened outta their little….
Agent Audrey Hanson, FBI: 7 things
Here we are in the middle of the fall and I bet everyone has the same thought on your minds: Where is Agent Audrey Hanson, FBI? How come I’m not around? How could we possibly….
Better Men Than My Husband!!
Let me start by saying that I DO NOT drown babies in the bathtub. Vile. What kind of woman do you take me for? I would never do that! I would hire someone to do….