Dear President elect Obama,
Congrats on winning this election. I think you are a very stylish person. I love some of the outfits that your wife, Michelle, wears. It is about time we have a stylish family in the white house. It about time for a change in America. I did noticed in your speech you spoke about adopting a dog for your daughters. May I make a suggestion on who would make a prefect pet
I would make a prefect addition to the first family. Both you and I are both alike. We are both the underdogs. You being in politics and myself competing in the tough California awards circuit. Whomever you pick will be the public perception of your family. My breed is perfect for that. The Pomeranian has long been the ideal pet for European royalty. We’re in the top 15 of registered AKC dog breeds. I have no problem socializing with others (just please keep those filthy Chihuahuas away from me; I suggest building a wall on the border). As you can see from my attached résumé, I have many awards. I have also done several print and television ads. You would not have to worry about me causing trouble. I am a very independent person.
I have read that your daughter wants a Goldendoodle. This what I think of when I hear that word:
Did you know that Goldendoodle is NOT accepted for registration by all the main registries of purebreds? It’s basically a science project to see what would happen if you breed a golden retriever and a poodle. Any animal with the name “Poo” in their name is, in my humble (and accurate) opinion, a stinker. Their fur looks like a perm’s worst nightmare. They have been known to weigh up to 100 pounds! Do you want an overweight animal to be in photo ops? Is that the message you want to send to our already obese youth? Also, they do not like to be alone. That means you would have to hire a babysitter for it when you or your family is not around. The only positive is that that thing is good for people with allergies. Apparently, crazy hairdos act as some kind of antihistamine.
I think in the end, I would totally be a better choice than that “Poo” animal.
Thank You for your time,
Mr. Muggles
Silly Muggles. You belong with us. What’s left of Mom’s brain would short circut if you went away.
Oh, and I think someone in the Obama family has allergies. You’re stuck with us, cutie. 🙂
I never thought to make poo gold in order to clean it up from the floor. Come to find out, Bob’s gift DID have a deeper purpose after all.
You’re absolutely right Mr. Muggles! Ain’t no black president gonna be stuck with some ol’ poo dog! You’d be my choice for the white house fo sure!