You remember me, yes? Please, tell me you do. It’s an utter nightmare, my life. Thank God I’m no longer a paraplegic, thanks to Nathan’s connections. But thanks to Nathan’s connections, I was a made a paraplegic in the first place.
However, that’s all behind me. If being handicapable has taught me anything, it’s that you have to keep rolling forward. Mainly because steering on those things is impossible.
While I’ve been moving forward, setting out a new life for myself and the children, I can’t help but notice what’s going on in my ex-husband’s life. My private investigator just keeps bringing me photos.
The truth is, I can’t make sense of all of them, so I’m enlisting your help. Provide a caption for the photos below. The best captions will be selected as winners! And if there’s anything society likes more than people who can use their legs it’s winners.
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Rules: To participate, simply comment your photo captions on this post. You can caption for as many as you’d like. Be sure to include the photo number of the caption.
The funniest and wittiest will be chosen and winners declared soon. Check out past Photo Caption Contest winners here.
Photo #1: Nathan Petrelli: Encouraging the slash community since 2006.
Photo #2: With the help of his trusty brothersidekick Peter, Nathan attempts to Sylar his way through a woman's high heeled shoe to figure out how it works that anyone can walk in them.
Photo #3: Mohinder, how much of that crap did you inject him with? What is he on about? We aren't wearing hats!
Photo #4: Hiro talks about his favourite scene in When Harry Met Sally. Ando doesn't think that's appropriate to do while holding a baby.
Photo #5: The place is empty, and that senile old bag thinks she's watching her grandsons play their first football game. Who am I to deny her a little happiness? I remember when Sandra was this way…
Photo #1: Nathan helping Hiro pronounce the word "Villain".
Photo #2: Nathan: "I told you Peter had a foot fetish!"
Photo #3: Bennet: "Worst production of King Lear ever.
Photo #4: Hiro: "I got the paternity test results. You're the father."
Photo #5: Who knew a football team for people with abilities was what Angela had in mind for the new Company?
Photo #1: Nathan has one hand on Hiro and the other in his pocket. Who said politicians can't multitask?
Photo #2: You want us to lick that?
Photo #3: Nathan waits patiently under the hat on Matt's head, waiting to burst out and eat Bennet's fesh.
Photo #4: "So then Nathan was like, 'Let's name him Claire,' and I'm like, 'Noooooooooooooo.'"
Photo #5: Bennet pretends not to be interested in a bunch of guys in tights tackling each other, but Angela has no such shame.
Photo #1: How far will senator Petrelli go to get the Asian vote in the upcoming election?
Photo # 3: Matt: Okay, if you're not going to wear a hat too, then we just look like douchebags.
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Matt: Does this hat make me look fat?
Bennet: EVERYTHING makes you look fat.
Mo: Pwnd!