So I’m kinda sad right now. I’m actually missing the nice southern California oasis that we seem to have run into in OH. I wonder if this had anything to do with why palm trees and sand popped up in the middle of Cleveland. I can also tilt the Earth — okay, so I can’t. But I do exert my own gravitational pull.
To help deal with my sadness, I decided to redecorate Mohinder’s apartment. See, it’s kind of a funny story how I ran across it, really. I set up a fake myspace account and started searching for him. When that didn’t work, I started doing background checks — you know, I want to make sure my future husband isn’t some kind of weird brain-eating serial killer. When the background checks turned up nothing, I decided to check one last spot. The White Pages. Wow, I should have checked there first! But I’ve been feeling a bit…under the weather for the past few mornings in a row, thanks to partying all night with my friend Sam Adams. And Jack Daniels. Oh, and Jose Cuervo! Can’t forget good ol’ Jose. But that’s beside the point. I finally located Mohinder’s address.
I managed to get into his apartment since one of my good friends is a locksmith. Don’t ask how I got these pictures. I’m not telling! My locksmith friend is also a plumber. That’s Mohinder trying to kill my friend for scaring him. It was a joke, dude! He was seriously just trying to fix your sink. He just happened to know how to get past your locked door. And bug your phone. But only because I asked him to because I care about you so much. Shhhhh! Don’t let Mohinder know I said that! Even though he’ll probably read it. I hope he has a sense of humor!
I thought Mohinder’s apartment looked a bit boring:
(I like the blue lighting a little more. The yellow lighting just…doesn’t seem Mohinder enough. ^_^) But I mean, blah. A map. A desk. A rug. BOOOOOORING. So I took some creative license and someone’s credit card and gave his apartment a complete makeover (with the help of Ty Pennington and Extreme Home Makeover, too. I had to make up a real sad sob story to get them to help, though!) I hope Mohinder’ll be really surprised!
I’m going to hide out in Mohinder’s newly-renovated apartment until he gets back from Virginia. I really hope that mr brainz doesn’t try to make me too jealous. I mean, after all, he did help us paint part of Mohinder’s apartment (before we got here, though. That silly Sylar, always sneaking around to paint on walls like a three year old on crack! Funny, funny.) Just remember the deal we had! If you even touch my Mohinder, you’re not getting any pretty pink things from me, and that includes my chic pink thinking cap. Oh, and if any of you see Mohinder, tell him I have a pair of these waiting for him along with a new tub:
I love Valentine’s Day! I love you all! Even Sylar and mr glasses. Oh, and maybe Claude. But only just a little. (^_^)
~Lana
Sandra forgot all about Valentine’s…again.
Valentine days is so overrated. The only brightside to it is that there is more diamonds to steal.
Well, mr glasses, maybe if you didn’t keep promising to buy the Haitian ice cream everyday, you wouldn’t have that problem with your wife. Every time you promise the Haitian ice cream, he has to erase someone’s memory!
Speaking of which, I’m going to go get myself some rum raisin ice cream right now. Haagen Daas + alcohol means you can’t go wrong!
You don’t need to seduce him, just throw those fuzzy handcuffs on him and there’s not much he can say no to.
Can I drug him first, or is that against the rules? I bet I can score up some stuff off of mr glasses or Claude!
Happy Valentine’s Day!!
I like the handcuff idea. I would say drug him & ducktape his mouth shut. If you need anything, just write me a list and I will try my best to get the stuff. I would need to find time to lose emo poddle while I am “shopping” for you.
guess whos got a date with mohinder 4 v-day. this guy!
lol
Okay, note to Mohinder, you might want to put the S.W.A.T. Team on your speed-dial. Breaking and entering? Phone-bugging?! Stalking? LOL and I thought I was a felon!
j/k Lana; it’s all love! Fight for your man!
guess whos got a date with mohinder 4 v-day. this guy!
lol
Guess who has the keys to his heart? THIS GIRL! I’ll be the Catwoman to his…whatever. I promise to give you a dress if you don’t eat his brain — or I’ll turn you back over to mr glasses since he seems to be missing you terribly.
DL & Claude — hook me up! I’ll need some duct tape and superglue. Maybe a few paperclips…y’know. Just in case I have to go MacGuyver on Mohinder. (^_^)
Well I can definitely get you some duct tape. Niki and I have A LOT of that; we use it quite a bit!
Yeah, about the duct tape… I’ll be needing the rest of that.
I’ll try not to use all of it, I promise! I have this strange feeling like if I use all of it, Jessica will rip me in half and put my head on my knees — but I can’t figure out why. I didn’t steal $2 million in duct tape, for reals!
Lana, you might wanna procure some vet wrap. As much as I love duct tape, the vet wrap comes in better colors and is just as strong, and as a bonus no messy glue residue. Any tack or riding shop should have it. Good luck.
Ooh! Vet wrap! Great suggestion!
Valentine days is so overrated.
I Agree Valentines day is so Overrated
The only brightside to it is that there is more diamonds to steal.
Diamonds are a girls best friend, though I’ve Never gotten diamonds at all =( Yea I’m only 18 so what? I Want some diamonds!
Valentine days is so overrated. The only brightside to it is that there is more diamonds to steal.
Right on both counts, Claude. Although, call me a nutter, but I personally always prefered crystals to diamonds… Yeah sure Diamonds are valuble but I’d probably hawk ’em or trade them for something else of equal or better value.