omg 2day i totally went on my 1st date w mohindy! well i guess it wuznt my 1st 1 but it will be the 1st 1 were i dont end up passing out from 3 drinks n eating sum1s brain! well…the 1st 1 were i dont pass out drunk at least im not so sure about the brian eating part thatll prolly still happen lol.
were here at the aquarium lookin 4 sum1 w specialness! i hope i kin find him. but even if we dont itll still be a good day. i cant understand a word mohindy says but who cares! his eyes like pearce my very soul! i just look at him and sigh like the hopeless skool girl i am. hopefully if im lucky i can like hold his hand by the end of the day. omg omg that wud be like soooooo awsum!
but b4 long mohinder led me to the guy on his daddys research. he wuz a scuba guy who fed the fishies! so newayz he jumped in a tank 2 show us his specialness. he tuk off his breathing stuff and wuz totally like breathing underwater. kewl! he put his stuff back in n got rdy 2 come out
it wuz mind trick time. i totally used my mind trick to move a shark, open its mouth totally shove scuba guy in there and close the sharkys mouth! CRUNCH. lol. he wuz dead meat. luckily the sharky bit on his tummy so only his intestines spilt out liek spagetti n his tastey brain wuz like unharmed!.
i used my mind trick to crack the tank and icky fish water spilled evrywere! yuck! it wuz prolly full of fish poo. mohindy fell and wuz swept away by it n i used the time to mind trick the scuba man out of the sharky pull his brain out n eat it real quick. mohindy got up n noticed my mouth full n the guys brain missing. i pulled out a half eaten chocolate bar n pointed to it. mohindy seems to buy it. phew! my ruse totally werked lol.
so i guess the date didnt really go as planned. mohindy wuz in 2 much shock 2 do ne hand holding 🙁 but that iz ok i got anuther specialness wich i guess is the most important thing newayz! mohindys not goin newhere. n if he does ill like totally kill him lol! n i gotta look on the brite side. now that i kin breath underwater im halfway on my way to my dream! no not my dream 2 be special or a cooking show guy. i haf a lot of dreamz! no this dream is much bigger than those. this 1 iz my dream to b a mermaid! that wud be like sooo kewl lol! look how sexy i am
ps u guys shud think about joining my fan club! espec those of u who r special or haf tastey brains lol.
Whaaa????
You and Mohinder? But…
I thought…
How?
ARRRRRRCHHHHH! You know, Abott didn’t go find another Costello, did he? Did Paul ever find another John? No!
Sylar, I just have to ask this, even though you might not know. did this water breathing guy’s brain taste at all like sushi?
I don’t know about mermaids, but I hear dolphin surgeries are popular.
Ooooooooooh! I think mr glasses is JEALOUS!
I never wanted to be a mermaid when I grew up. I always wanted to be a manticore. Big fluffy kitty!