Lost in a place called “Texas”

I decided to stop at this cozy little Diner for a rest due to my trip to see Dr. Suresh and his mental patient ran into a hitch, I don’t know where he is. However, this place is great! They have Wi-Fi here and everything so I got my laptop and ordered some Waffles. I was a little leery when I saw the cook using a rice cooker to make bologna sandwiches. Come on! ::Everyone:: knows that you make bologna sandwiches in a toaster. Still, these waffles are damn tasty! I wonder what their recipe is…

Waffles, oh how I love thee. Can there be a more perfect food on this planet? You are the Lennon, the FDR, not the PS3, the best of all foods.

Eating has given me time to think, that is, when my navigator George isn’t talking. You know for a pink elephant he sure can be gabby, “Why did we have to leave home?”, “Why can’t we stop for a break?”, or “Don’t worry, they’ll never find the body.” Even so I’m glad to have him around, he chases away the leprechauns that tell me to burn things.


Damn leprechauns, got me fired (literally and figuratively) from my last job. “Just a little fire”, they said. “No one will notice” they said.

I haven’t been to Texas since I went to a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert back in college, which wasn’t that nice a trip due to the fact that my friends never showed up. I wonder what happened to them… I was only going with them because I was having the exterminator fumigate my apartment for goblins and needed to stay in a hotel anyway.

Did you know goblins looooove the inside of walls? And cheese, almost as much as I love waffles.

Meh, I have other problems to deal with, and waffles to finish. I’ll see about finding Dr. Suresh soon though, I wonder if any of the fellow diners here might know his whereabouts? I doubt there’s too many Sureshes around…

I also hear that in nearby Odessa there’s a fascinating paper company that I’ll just have to visit while I’m in the area!

6 Comments

  1. Dude. Pass some of that Mary Jane this way!

  2. Oy. And don’t knock my cooking methods! My sandwiches are a huge hit…I think…!

  3. Yes, DL. I just took a huge “hit” off of one of your sandwiches. It explains the dream I had last night about Dream Mohinder (I wonder what he has against walruses, anyways?)

    ~ Lana

  4. What is a mary jane?

  5. Mary Jane?? I couldn’t tell you for sure. I have heard rumors, but I didn’t inhale or anything.

    You may want to avoid NY for at least another month and a half, just to make sure everything works out o.k.

  6. Svetlana,

    My sandwiches caused that dream of yours? Wow…this gives me a VERY good idea…!

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