Well, I did this on my blog and it’s a lot of fun! It helps me pass the time sitting in my Primatech cell. It’s still going on, so check out my blog and post your captions!
But, I was talking to the Chef and asked him if he had any pictures he’d want to use for a Burnt Toast Diner Photo Caption Contest. He gave me a ton of great ones. I looked through them all and chose the ones below.
So, commment your captions and the Chef will announce winners later.
Rules:
1. Comment!!
2. PG-13ish, in case Claire is reading
3. Be the bestest and funniest and wittiest!
Comment your captions for as many of the Photos as you can. There will be a winner for each one! Well, here they are:
Photo #1
Photo #2
Photo #3
Photo #4
Photo #5
1. Hiro (thinking): I look good, don’t I?
Ando (thinking): I’m going to knock him out with my fist using my elastic arm.
2. Officer with the menu: Should I get diced carrots or carrot cake?
Charlie: Anything with carrots is good.
Other officer: My coffee is burning my hand.
3. Ando (thinking): Why is Peter giving me a picture of my mother?
4. Hiro: I have an itch on my back.
5. The bananas make me weak.
Captions in order:
1. We need waffles to save the world and so my sidekick can do fist of death!
2. Ok what’s a 5 letter word for “eating establishment?”
3. I owe how much?
4. Yes that’s Japanese for “Disco!”
5. AFLAC!
1) Hiro: She’s looking at me!
Ando: That’s because we haven’t ordered yet.
2) Charlie: Hi, can I help you guys with something?
Officer: Yeah, my food is cold, we’ve been shooting for 8 hours. Can I eat yet?
3) Ando: Nathan’s my dad?!
4) Hiro is fed up with the butchery of his native language and pulls out a knife to put a stop to it.
5) And this is why, we, at Burnt Toast Diner, mop before we close for the day.
1) Ando to Hiro: “Just hold that menu like you can read English, and then give the Chick by the door your best ‘I’m cool’ look.”
2) Cop to Charlie: “Thanks for helping me write my personal ad. How does ‘Dorky old cop spends too much time with younger partner’ sound?”
3) Ando to Peter: “Where did you get this picture of me and Sylar? I swear he made me put on the dress.”
4) “Raise your hand if you’re Sure.” (Also available as a roll on.)
5) “I have never seen so much chololate surup before. I… must… have… chocolate… I… will…roll… around… in… chocolate…”
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1) Ando: Dude, take off the beer goggles. She is not hot.
2)Cop: Now are these donuts deep fried in lard or baby oil?
3) I still don’t see the 3-D picture.
4) Charlie: Wow, I’ve never seen anyone dislocate their shoulder and their jaw at the same time.
5) Charlie: Oops, I spilled the chocolate syrup. Better play dead.
Well, I’ll participate, even though I may be helping the Chef judge. Ultimately though, he’ll pick what he likes (and he has a rather silly sense of humour).
1. Ando: “Take my picture and I clobber you!”
2. “See? There’s the guy I arrested.”
3. “Even it has bangs?!?!”
4. Charlie: “Wow, you really are a teapot!”
5. This is what happens when you don’t pay back the money you owe to a banana bundle.
1. Hiro: Ando, I think they know about us teleporting before we pay the bill.
2. Cop: I need a 7 letter word for Mohinder’s dad….
Charlie: I think it’s Mr Sylar.
Other cop: No! It’s Nathan.
3. Ando: Uh Hiro… she didn’t give you her phone number, she gave you an eight hundred number…
4. Hiro: Look!! In the Skyu!!! ITS FLYING MAN!!!!
5. CSI person: Well, apparently she died from losing all the blood in her arm.
1) Hiro: “Speaking of ‘Burnt Toast’…
Ando: “Hiro, that shook my seat!”
2) Officer 1: “How’s my picture? Did I stay in the lines?”
Charlie: “That’s great, but I don’t know of very many red pandas.”
Officer 2: “How come he gets a kid’s menu?”
3) Ando: “I don’t care what you say, that’s not me punching those babies.”
4) Charlie: “If you move a little more to the right, it’ll look like you’re wearing horns.”
5) “I did it… I finally made my very own chocolate-syrup seal riding on the back of a Volkswagen!”
Phto 4
“GODZILLA – Godzilla is comming!”
#1 Hiro: Mmmm… that waffle looks tasty.
Ando: Mmmm… so does that waitress!
#2 Trying to figure out the crossword again?
#3 Ando: You caught Nathan doing THAT on film?
#4 Charlie: Oh, you can move your arm… how… special?
#5 Who dropped the pudding?
#1: Hiro: Stop, Hammer time!
#2: Police officer w/ pen: What’s a 3 letter word for “needs to get a life”?
Charlie: You
#3: Ando: You took a picture of Hiro doing what?
#4: Hiro: Oops THAT ONE WAS ME!
#5: Charlie: The view from here is great, and even the chocolate syrup tastes better.
#1 Ando: No I said teleport us to the happiest place on earth not the crappiest.
#2 Cop: What’s a four letter word for when a light goes off above your head?
#3 Ando: Why would you hand me a card that says “look surprised?”
#4 Hiro: I am going to teleport my fist through your teeth
#5 She was voted by her class; most likely to die a horrible death and not mess up her hair and makeup.