hey all, it’s me Sanjayay! i totaly stole ed’s passwerd! it fell out wile he was cowering on the floor as i approached to eat his brainz!
i’m after brainz because i met my hero Sylarz! he’s so pretty i wanna be just lik him as ive alwayz wanted to b spwshul and seksay. so after i got kiked of Amerikan Idol (sooo not fair!) i decided to eats peeps brainz and be more speshul lik Sylarz! i staked Ed since I saw him figkting leprechauns with ligning he must have speshul powerz! mayb if i’m speashul enogh i’ll get a recoord deal! i know just what the cover wll lock lik…
neways i wuz totaly about to eat Ed’s brainz when a door slamed in the bak of the auditoum cauzing me to lose my concentrashun!
Hold it right there!
Me: omg celine dion!!?
Thats right! There’s only room enough for one talentless diva in this country! Thats why I framed Paris Hilton so she would go to jail!
Me: omg yoo did that?
Thats right, now I need to stop all other divas so I’m here to kill you!
Me: noooo! that wil mess up my butiful hair!
just then another persn burst thru the door!
OMG like not so fast Celine!
Britney! I thought we had a truce.
i decided to brek it an be a star agin, im sik of bein made fun of and riasin kids!
Then I suppose I’ll have to kill you as well!
Me: wait! i totaly hav a great idea! we shold form a super group! be lik the hotest thig evar! we could sing and eat brainz to be even more speshul!
Hmm, I don’t know
like, OMG ya’ll, i totaly once had my
brainz eaten!
I guess I’ll go along, if only to shut Britney up…
an thats how our supergup wus formed! wait, i totaly forgot about ed! lol, i can get his brainz netime l8er later now that i hav my girlz bi my side.
Hello? Hello? Is anyone here? Shouldn’t someone be doing something about this Sanjaya thing?
He actually does make a pretty girl, but that is beside the point.
Hello? Am I the only one who comes to the cafe to comment?
Wait… Celine Dion’s pretty good! Or she was.
Nathan, the press is running out of things to talk about. The world needs Sanjaya like New York needs Peter to blow up, right?
I think the whole Staving for Sanjaya experiment failed.
Thank god I don’t watch TV.